Ok, I decided to pop in here an my way back from the casino. Tried Felicia but no response so decided this was close to 400 as it was getting late. Called and had a hard time communicating with the mamasan. Finally got her to tell me come in 10 minutes. 15 minutes later the car I saw in the lot earlier was still there, so I figured maybe it was not a customer. It was, as I was walking to the door he came out. Sorry if it was one of you guys, it was too late to turn back to car.
So an old hag in a nightie answers the door, guess it wasn't mamasan on the phone. She was slender and not too fugly so I follow. We get in room, she says 40 for massage. I fork it over and ask to use the washroom. She starts quoting extras. Repeat need to pee, she repeats and makes motions to explain the extras. I say pee, washroom, restroom, toilet, everything I can think of. Point to my dick and make a motion like a water fountain, she throws up her hands and walks out. I figure I may have cost myself a happy ending so start counting the money for the extra I wanted. She walks in, grabs it off the table and walks out. Now I start planning what I will do when she doesn't deliver.
Lay down for a not too bad massage which only lasted 10 minutes. Flip and she leaves room, returns with a washcloth. Proceeds to deliver the ending at warp speed, things aren't working so well cuz I still have to piss. She insists she loves me as she is attempting to make the ending arrive at light speed. I lay down and ask her to complete the mission and she points at clock and says time. I jump up and point to the time we started and say 10 minute left. She says time. I say 10 minutes and give her a stern look. She completes the task in 5 minutes, cleans me with the now cold washcloth and motions for me to get up. Talk about speed dating! Finally as I am leaving the room I somehow find the magic hand signal to signify I had to piss and she says "oh yes" and points to the toilet.
If I wasn't laughing so hard I might be annoyed. End result, 10 minutes decent rub, 15 fractured minutes happy ending (yes, I was smiling after) and hours of laughter afterwards. Could have been worse! All in all it was one of the oddest times I ever spent in an AMP. But it is one I will probably fondly remember.
Oh, on the way out Mila made sure I knew her name and the fact I am now her boyfriend and must see her often. I told her I loved her more than life itself and left smiling while she tried to figure out if what I said was good or bad. Repeat? I think I would laugh myself to death so I'll pass. Nothing could top this.
