Discreet Dolls

Maryland's patented weapons of mass sexplosion, sextisfaction and sexcret.

maryland

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Nov 18, 2004
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Hello ladies and gentlemen,


I just filed a patent myself with the US and Canadian patent offices for a patent titled:

Marayland, aka French-Elvis, patented weapons of mass sexplosion, sextisfaction and sexcret.

It works like this:

Instead of the usual missionary way, the gentleman now will just use the tip of his manhood against the ladies' button. The ladies will do all the thrusting and will feel like the real men. This will guarantee that the ladies will have weapons of mass sexplosion, sextisfaction and it is a sexcret until now.

All of you can try this new patented technique now and will get great results and will see what you have been missing all these years.
 

great bear

The PUNisher
Apr 11, 2004
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Nice Dens
Good to see your standards have not changed. Remember: God is watching you.
 

bananaman

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Dec 23, 2002
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Anywhere but here
TheNiteHwk said:
Your too late Merryland...

Someone already invented that years ago...

It's called a blow up doll. :p
Fortunately for Maryland his blow up doll bears a striking resembelance to David Hasselhof...waiting for Goober's new signature...
 

WhaWhaWha

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Aug 17, 2001
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Between a rock and a hard place
Careful people. He may sue us each for a royalty if we try it.
 
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