I'd just have my children out of wedlock. It's actually cheaper to pay child support than to be a father, married and all that. By far. And all are grateful when you send off the check rather than taking you for granted as is the typical case for "Dear Ol' Dad"
Bitter? You bet. You don't know how many millions I've had to give away [double-digit milliions] and, later, when bitten by financial disaster, nobody would lend me a dime much less a hand-up. I didn't want a hand-out.
I would be a stay at home husband taking care of the Nanny while my stockbroker wifey would look after me.
OK, I don't know if I'll be able to withold sex, but I'll try.
Hey, btw, I didn't know you can insert more pictures. Groovy
No. Nope. Not a chance. Hell would freeze, thaw, freeze again, be invaded by martians, freeze again, before I would do it again. And I blame my best man entirely for not slapping me around some to get me to change my mind when I did it.
Do it over again - hell ya, and with the same girl!
It takes a saint to put up with me - The Doc has been at this hobby for a long time and the same woman has stuck by him - you figure it out - but for sure - I would do it all over again - including the fabulous part time wives I have met over the years.