Any you think you had a bad day... 
Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded London pizza restaurant caleed 'Zizzi'.
A 35-year-old man burst into the restaurant, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper at the restaurant says: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about".
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it".
"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."
Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas. It was packed in ice and taken with the man to a local hospital.
Surgeons confirmed this was the first time that anyone in the UK had had their penis sewed back on. They say after controlling the blood loss, doctors had to repair the blood supply and reanimate the tissue by rejoining the arteries and veins under a microscope.
But plastic surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi adds: "We don’t know how much sensitivity and function will be regained".
Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded London pizza restaurant caleed 'Zizzi'.
A 35-year-old man burst into the restaurant, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper at the restaurant says: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about".
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it".
"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."
Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas. It was packed in ice and taken with the man to a local hospital.
Surgeons confirmed this was the first time that anyone in the UK had had their penis sewed back on. They say after controlling the blood loss, doctors had to repair the blood supply and reanimate the tissue by rejoining the arteries and veins under a microscope.
But plastic surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi adds: "We don’t know how much sensitivity and function will be regained".
