LynnSoft Hands

[Canadian Mike]

Just wanted to post here to let everyone know that I visited Lynn last Monday and well, besides the fact that she is absolutely gorgeous, she's also warm, caring, and makes you feel very special. I will definately see her again.

Mike

 

[calloway]

Okay... so who is LynnSoft Hands? Lynn Ha? I thought she was more well know for her soft lips.

http://xxx.com/pages/lynn_ha/

 

[calloway]

I think you're right Indy... and you know how I hate it when you're right.

 

[calloway]

I guess that happened because I hit the peverty level recently!

You had your big chance Indy to be a somebody and you just blew it. What is "peverty"? Is that masturbating while going through a Tim Horton's drive thru?

Main Entry: per·vert

Function: transitive verb

Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French purvertir, pervertir, from Latin pervertere to overturn, corrupt, pervert

• to cause to turn aside or away from what is good or true or morally right

• to cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted

• to divert to a wrong end or purpose

• to twist the meaning or sense of

 

[calloway]

Actually, perverty is kind of like puberty... but for perverts!

What does popping zits with heated bobby pins have anything to do with excessive masturbation?

 

[bOOTyMaN]

Me thinks u2 should get a room

 

[calloway]

Me thinks u2 should get a room

No way Booty.... he's a perverty

 

[new2game]

It's no longer called "perverty"

What is "peverty"? Is that masturbating while going through a Tim Horton's drive thru?




.....it's called "The Cullen"...after Detroit Lions defensive coach Joe Cullen..


N2G

 

[Blackheart]

Me thinks u2 should get a room

A room?...wft? Is the engagement off?

 

[Canadian Mike]

Sorry I should have mentioned Rubys. Yes she is Lynn from there. I had a wonderful time with her and wanted everyone here to know

 

[Musketeer]

Sorry I should have mentioned Rubys. Yes she is Lynn from there. I had a wonderful time with her and wanted everyone here to know

She's not on the Mississauga SoftHandsSpa site, so how did you know she was there? Did you call ahead to find out her schedule?

She's a favourite lady of a friend of mine when she used to work at SHS last year. I'll have to let him know she's back. He'll be thrilled!

 

[Musketeer]

Musketeer, I am not sure if I understood your message properly, but I think you were suggesting she returned to SoftHandsSpa. My interpretation of Canadian Mike's advice is that she used to work at SoftHandsSpa however left there and she is now working at Rubys.

Perhaps I did get it all wrong. Oh well.......I kinda thought he meant that she works at SHS occassionally. My mistake.

 

[magicmanofmassage]

No way Booty.... he's a perverty

Hmmnnn, POT...KETTLE...BLACK?

At least I know BOTH of you are old enough to get this!!!!

I think I have to give my friend MMofM credit for the phrase as I think it was he who first coined the phrase! (back when he was still posting of course)

Damn you're almost at 2,000 already. I'm too busy collecting rewards to post!!!

 

[Canadian Mike]

Wow how did thi spost get so confusing? I do apologize to mixing the name up. Lynn does work at Ruby's and what I wanted to say here is that I went to see her and well, she is gorgeous, intelegent and very very enjoyable to be with. I want to encourage all here to give her a call.

Mike