To get a inguinal hernia you'd have to be beating your meat like it owed you money.
Short answer - No.
Short answer - No.
Lower abdominal pain
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Lol
I'm laughin because Goober laughed soooo hard.
Who am i kidding, i'm laughing cause your balls hurt.
I'm laughin because Goober laughed soooo hard.
Who am i kidding, i'm laughing cause your balls hurt.
Lol, just found this thread.
True story. The first real date I went on, when I was 15, involved a two hour movie, where my really hot older date (all of 16. lol) held my hand, stroked my leg and we made out a little. Afterward, as I was taking her home, we went to the park across the street from her house and made out for another hour (but I didn't even try to cop a feel, I was too scared. lol) . I think I had wood for 5 hours straight.
On the way home on the streetcar, I was convinced my appendix was going to burst. I stumbled home, rolled around on the bed because my nuts hurt, then tried, unsuccessfully, to jack off. I think I was sobbing while I was doing it. Remembering that still makes me laugh.
True story. The first real date I went on, when I was 15, involved a two hour movie, where my really hot older date (all of 16. lol) held my hand, stroked my leg and we made out a little. Afterward, as I was taking her home, we went to the park across the street from her house and made out for another hour (but I didn't even try to cop a feel, I was too scared. lol) . I think I had wood for 5 hours straight.
On the way home on the streetcar, I was convinced my appendix was going to burst. I stumbled home, rolled around on the bed because my nuts hurt, then tried, unsuccessfully, to jack off. I think I was sobbing while I was doing it. Remembering that still makes me laugh.
The Bear is rolling around his den growling with laughter!! You should try doing that with sharp claws attached to your hand (paw).
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