What’s up with the Kung Fu chops???
I’ve been having some soreness in the lower back with strained muscles. I was in the Hespler Rd area and thought I would stop in to Lotus Spa as there has not been much discussion on here about it as of late.
I pull up enter the place &ring the doorbell was greeted by a lady late 30’s early 40’s calling herself Cooco.
I was trying to explain my soar back but all she worried about is “where is the door fee” I squared up and was led to a good size room.
Few minutes later Cooco enters and we negotiated the menu, opted for 30min with the happy ending….she was trying to up sell to the VIP package but I declined.
Massage was pretty good until she started with the Kung Fu chops.
I asked to slow down with the force of the strikes as I was already in pain and this was not helping much.
She says don’t worry and kept up with what Mr. Miyagi must have thought her…after a bit of light teasing was asked to flip over…before we start she says “pay me now”, I was like can’t we keep the session going and square up at the end.
Cooco says no, grabbed my pants handed them to me and says “pay me first” as she’s watching the clock.
She lubed up Mr Happy and starts with the fake moaning, I was like wtf and started laughing, she says why are you laughing I replied because we are 20sec into it and I’ve already got you on moaning like your going to have an “O”…she says stop talking we only have 10minutes left….few minutes go by she keeps looking at the clock and says hurry up my hands tired…I thought to myself isn’t this what I paid for and I’m not going to make it too easy for you otherwise I could have just stayed home with the “palm sisters”....she again says don’t talk hurry up not much time left and started pumping like she’s loading a shot gun…finish was fair I’ve had better and prefer a more sensual experience rather then a give me $, hurry up and get out the door type of session.
I must say however the massage was pretty good and my back feels allot better today.
Total damage $100, repeat…probably not 400 speedvale’s a better choice for me
I’ve been having some soreness in the lower back with strained muscles. I was in the Hespler Rd area and thought I would stop in to Lotus Spa as there has not been much discussion on here about it as of late.
I pull up enter the place &ring the doorbell was greeted by a lady late 30’s early 40’s calling herself Cooco.
I was trying to explain my soar back but all she worried about is “where is the door fee” I squared up and was led to a good size room.
Few minutes later Cooco enters and we negotiated the menu, opted for 30min with the happy ending….she was trying to up sell to the VIP package but I declined.
Massage was pretty good until she started with the Kung Fu chops.
I asked to slow down with the force of the strikes as I was already in pain and this was not helping much.
She says don’t worry and kept up with what Mr. Miyagi must have thought her…after a bit of light teasing was asked to flip over…before we start she says “pay me now”, I was like can’t we keep the session going and square up at the end.
Cooco says no, grabbed my pants handed them to me and says “pay me first” as she’s watching the clock.
She lubed up Mr Happy and starts with the fake moaning, I was like wtf and started laughing, she says why are you laughing I replied because we are 20sec into it and I’ve already got you on moaning like your going to have an “O”…she says stop talking we only have 10minutes left….few minutes go by she keeps looking at the clock and says hurry up my hands tired…I thought to myself isn’t this what I paid for and I’m not going to make it too easy for you otherwise I could have just stayed home with the “palm sisters”....she again says don’t talk hurry up not much time left and started pumping like she’s loading a shot gun…finish was fair I’ve had better and prefer a more sensual experience rather then a give me $, hurry up and get out the door type of session.
I must say however the massage was pretty good and my back feels allot better today.
Total damage $100, repeat…probably not 400 speedvale’s a better choice for me
