Lost in Nova Scotia

[Carrie Moon]

Only a Canadian would get this...

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadie (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about thepronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stoppedfor lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde
employee, 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for
us?''

'Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?'

The blonde waitress leaned over the counter and says, 'Tiiimmmmm
Hoorrrrttoooonnns

 

[blackrock13]

LOL!! Thank goodness, they weren't near Kouchibouguac NB.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Reminds me of...

Help Lines:

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said, "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window. Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATTLE airport and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

 

[toughb]

Only a Canadian would get this...

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadie (shoe-been-aack-id-dee), they started arguing about thepronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stoppedfor lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde
employee, 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for
us?''

'Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?'

The blonde waitress leaned over the counter and says, 'Tiiimmmmm
Hoorrrrttoooonnns

***

Cute and unfortunately I believe it.

...

 

[traveler196]

ah shit!!!!!
I thought you were lost in my home province Carrie and I was gonna be your knight in shining armour and come and rescue you!!!!

 

[Carrie Moon]

ah shit!!!!!
I thought you were lost in my home province Carrie and I was gonna be your knight in shining armour and come and rescue you!!!!

well that may happen soon enough! I hope to head out your way in November.. supposed to do a porn signing/movie sale at some strip joint.. details to follow.