Good luck with that one. The two strip clubs in Chatham are air only(at least in my experience), so you might be hard pressed to get T/O from them. But for your information, they are RJ's and Spanky's. Not much fun had from my perspective in either of them. The Old Kent House or whatever it's called in Wallaceburg is the only strip club I know of there. It's a run down piece of crap place along the river. I've only been in once a long time ago and haven't been brave enough to go back. That one time I went there were two girls there, one was so skinny and old, she kind of made Granny from the Beverly Hill Billies look hot, and the other looked like Star Jones. Side by side they looked like the number 10, but they were no 10, that's for sure. I went in, ordered a beer, paid, had two drinks from the beer and left. It takes a lot to make me leave a beer behind. I've also heard they have cameras in the VIP area, not sure I want to find out.
As for MP's, I know of none in Chatham or Wallaceburg. The closest to Wallaceburg would be Sarnia, and the closest to Chatham would be Windsor, but I don't recommend going there. I would recommend in either case to go to London. Sarnia is hit and miss from my experience, and Windsor is mostly miss. If you want London recommendations, feel free to ask.
As for SP's, again I think you are in a dead zone. I've not heard of any in those towns, but have heard of some travelling there from Sarnia or Windsor. Best thing to do is check out adultmb.com in the Sarnia and Windsor section and pick a few that you like and ask if they'll travel. Otherwise, go to them.
Sorry about your luck.
