LancsLad said:
I just go to emerg and ask for the Head Nurse. Wow they sure can't take a joke there I tell you.
Fuck, reminds me of a funny story, I was stuck in the er over night due to internal bleeding and was telling all kinds of nurse jokes (including that one) and was going outside for a smoke about once an hour or so.
Well when it came to shift change the head nurse came to my room and asked me to come with her...we walked down a hallway next to the entrance to the er and here was a room, with a colour tv, magazines, lazy boy chairs and ashtrays...she says "lol laugh now funnyman, you could have been sittin in here smoking and watchin tv instead of freezing your ass off outside" lol I said "you're hot...but damn you're mean mean mean" (and she was hot too)
Cuz they wouldn't let me eat, and I can't sleep if I don't eat, I was buggin the hell outta the nurses. So I'm sitting at their station reading a paper and one of em says "if you're not going back to your room, at least you could do something for us by answering the phones" So the phone would ring and I'd answer it and get the persons name, who they're looking for etc etc. So the phone rings, I pick it up, "Er" there's a pause......T??? yeah...who's this ? WHat are you doing answering the phones? It was my gf calling to see how I was LOL