LOL CL people are funny

[Ladyluvr69]

So if she is not what she described and you get to the door you have to pay her


http://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ers/588624340.html

Let's keep this whole process simple. You want me, and I am available. I am now booking for mid-afternoon, so call now to reserve a session.

I am a very firm, all natural 36C-26-36. I am about 5'7", 128/130 lbs, with curves in all the right places. I have waist length brown hair and expressive green eyes.

Everything we do together is private and confidential. All fun we have is safe and mutually agreed upon.

I am available to answer any questions you may have at most hours(613 xxx 0664). I DO NOT answer private calls. I also check my emails hourly, so if you would like to inquire about availability in advance, please feel free. I assure full discretion, and I know that any time we spend together will be memorable.

Incalls(Downtown, off of Rideau St. E)
$140 for half an hour
$220 for an hour
There is a $40 cancellation fee for incalls if you come to my door and leave.

Outcalls (hotels only)
Rates are based on incall rates plus cost of tranportation.
There is a $80 cancellation fee for outcalls if I come to you and you ask me to leave.


Much love<3
xoxoxxoxoxo
~!*Jenna*!~

 

[penguin2]

How about we charge her if she doesn't show up on time or answer the door at the arranged time?

 

[spike]

anyone with $40 to burn?

nice bum, so without seeing her face this might not apply, but I know there are plenty of butterfaces out there to choose from. Feel free to use this elsewhere if you're feeling mean:
- make an appointment
- when she opens the door, let out a gasp and say "mmm, nope"
- get out wallet and hand her the $40
- walk away

** A lot of guys would be getting free sessions with some girls if they had to pay us a fee for every no-show they did!

 

[antlerman]

I saw that also and laughed a little.....duh........it screams.....

"I am one ugly chick and I will make some money or my big bad friend will beat you into the ground........or my looks will scare you enough that you will drop your wallet while you run away screaming and I wil only take $40....."

 

[the_hwyman]

LOL... me too, just saw it, then checked in here and you had quoted it... LOL

First thought was "Gee, you must really be getting turned down a lot to resort to that and even saying it in the Ad".

 

[Ladyluvr69]

Yeah. Well if you like doggy then she does have a nice ass

 

[OnTheWayOut]

looks like she removed that line from her ad as of 9:20 pm. Maybe she lurks here?

 

[Hawkeye22]

Slurp, saw that too, she must be watching, as most do. She does have an early bird special though....'attention K-Mart shoppers.......'

nice ass though......