Liz Hurley

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Still fucking smoking. http://instagr.am/p/CXUYDPGoDx_/
In the words of Jimmy Carr

“Liz Hurley’s a good-looking woman. -You’d agree with that, wouldn’t you? -[audience agrees] Yeah, I mean, I don’t wanna be crude… Well, I do wanna be crude, but not till later on. I’ll ease it in. It’s a gift. Um… Liz Hurley’s a good-looking woman. Put it this way, I would ride her like a stolen bike. You look as if you may require further clarification there, sir. What I’m saying is, I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her. We’re all clear, we’re all clear. We’re all caught up.”
 

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Jlow is a slob compared to Liz Hurley...and James Corden is not a good looking man.

 

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Good for 56 years
 
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Insidious Von

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Ex Bond Pierce Brosnan is still a handsome man, even Rocco can smell what he's cookin!

 

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I wonder if Liz offers greek...
 

Insidious Von

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A whole weekend? I do not think she is that great in the brain department.
Yeah The Rock has Sarah Shahi in his superhero film, she made Tony Soprano do the sburra dance. I prefer her to Ms Hurley...she's a little tipsy here.

 

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Yeah The Rock has Sarah Shahi in his superhero film, she made Tony Soprano do the sburra dance. I prefer her to Ms Hurley...she's a little tipsy here.

You may be confusing Sarah Shahi with Annabella Sciorra. Annabella played the psychotic Mercedez Benz sales person Gloria Trillo in The Sopranos. I had to look that up. What I didn't have to look up is Sarah Shahi was a NFL cheerleader - Dallas Cowboys.
Edit - Looking closer, I stand corrected. Sarah Shahi was in season six and Annabela Sciorra was in season three. Apologies, I thought I knew more than I did. Both are very good looking ladies along with Liz Hurley.
 
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Insidious Von

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You may be confusing Sarah Shahi with Annabella Sciorra. Annabella played the psychotic Mercedez Benz sales person Gloria Trillo in The Sopranos. I had to look that up. What I didn't have to look up is Sarah Shahi was a NFL cheerleader - Dallas Cowboys.
Annabella Sciora was awesome in The Sopranos but Tony Soprano never did the sburra dance with her. Sarah Shahi, like Burt Young, shows up for one episode and it was unforgettable. The third last episode (Kennedy and Heidi) Tony travels to Las Vegas after doing away with the junkie Chris Moltisanti. After doing the sburra dance, it was a foregone conclusion that Tony was going to get wacked.

The song fits perfectly.

 
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