Limericks for Jasmine Jazz

[QB7]

Jasmine Jazz recently posted that she will be leaving Toronto this fall and
heading back to Thailand. I have been an unabashed admirer of hers for
some time, and it was with mixed feelings that I received the news. We are
losing one of the most wonderful ladies from this board, but she is following
her dream and taking the next step in her career. Like so many others here,
I wish her nothing but the very best in her future career.

Jas is a character and I don’t think we should let her go until we have chance
to celebrate her time here on Terb – and what better way to do it than to celebrate in rhyme. For the many (?) out there who enjoy limericks, this is your chance to immortalize Jas with a limerick. Create your limerick about Jasmine and post it to this thread. I will start with one to-day and try to come up with at least one each week. I know there are limerick writers out there (kbluejayk, Sheik, Perry Mason, WhaWhaWha, Swerve69,
PraiseTheLoad, i_am_good, and a number of others) so jump in and put your thoughts about Jas into rhyme. Lets surprise her.

Sorry, no prizes in this thread. Just the satisfaction of creating something unique while acknowledging a very fine lady. Put your minds to it lads.

For any budding limerists (limerkicians?) out there, here is a link to what a limerick is and how it is constructed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

 

[QB7]

Here is the first (of many to come I hope).

She’s 5 foot and sexy and Thai
She’s leaving T.O. – and we sigh.
She’s blown more than our minds
As our stress she unwinds
Bangkok – if she cums – so must I


Cheers
QB7

 

[QB7]

Waiting for someone to take up the challenge here and show their appreciation of Jasmine. I know she has some hard core fans - lets hear from you. The idea is to illustrate something (hopefully good) that you have discovered about Jas.

My next attempt:


A purveyor of pleasure named Jazz
Offered outcalls, with lots of pizzaz
Now if you can digest
That her oral’s the best
She’ll go down like a vintage Shiraz


Cheers
QB7

 

[Perry Mason]

It seems you are all on your own here, QB...

Feeling lonely?

Perry

 

[QB7]

Between some of the wordsmiths on here (nods to Perry) and some of the Jazz fans, I thought I would see some limerick action by now.

Next attempt:

Sweet Jas our Thai goddess of lust
Has 36 B’s for a bust
And a smooth shaven cat
And – yes, there’s a tat
And when I missed her incall I cussed.

 

[a 1 player]

A limerick fan named a 1 player

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

We'll miss you Jasmine Jazz!

 

[Gyaos]

JJ can take me to CP1
At CP2 I will have more fun
Poseidon me now
Sanzanka my cow
After Tarawadee I am done

You dudes gotta get back to Bangkok. Too much is a missin' in this thread.

Gyaos Baltar

 

[smylee52]

Bye

Her background we are told is Thai
She really enjoys to suck off a guy
Resting a hard cock on her tongue
Is not reserved for just the well hung
Her fun is just in sucking them all dry

Rumour has it she is leaving the biz
No longer making a living from jizz
I don’t know if this is true
Given how she loves to screw
Is there a lucky guy who can say her pussy is his

Wait could it actually have come to pass
She has fallen deeply in love with the ass of a lass
Is it possible after all this time she is done with the bone
Will she leave the boys to jerk off alone
Perhaps it is time to pray and we need a mass

We are being to concerned with our pleasure
Time to return to Thailand their treasure
Not sure but I guess she goes to Bangkok
Then the boys there can say “Girl you rock”
We are willing ready and able at your leisure

 

[QB7]

I've been in absentia for a few days and thought I would revive this thread - both for Jasmine and for the limerick lovers out there.

From the long list of things in my bucket
I read “Jasmine” the lady from Phuket
She has sated my wishes
With yummy Thai dishes
To me, she is worth every ducat.

Cheers
QB7

 

[stang]

There once was a girl named Jas
I really like her ass.

 

[QB7]

I thought a few more of the wanna be poets on this board would have jumped in here by now. Or even those Jasmine lovers who just wanted to say thanks and best wishes for the future.

Anyway, looks like I will have to increase my output.



She’s a chef and a sweet gourmet dish
And the answer to every man’s wish
But her future is clear
It is Thailand – not here
That will savour her doggie and mish



Cheers
QB7

 

[pencilneckgeek2]

thanks for all the nice things u say, but maybe its a culture thing i have to ask = why limerick?

*A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form (AABBA), originally popularized in English by Edward Lear, which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.

The following example of a limerick is of anonymous origin.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.



* from Wikipedia

 

[QB7]

*A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form (AABBA), originally popularized in English by Edward Lear, which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.

* from Wikipedia

Thanks for clarifying png. I guess limericks are a British thing. I never thought about it much - I just enjoy them.

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I wanted to flatter Jasmine a little - but I can't imitate being an escort - so the best I can do is try my hand at a little poetry



At golf Jasmine isn’t too shabby
We once played around at Glen Abbey
When she misses a stroke
My shaft thinks it’s a joke
But my balls turn all blue and get crabby


Cheers
QB7

 

[smylee52]

.


I had Jasmine on the green putting one in the hole
Filling her cup to the brim was my only goal
I first went slow then went with a faster stroke
Truly a pleasure that little hole to poke
She was very happy to see the flag on my pole



.

 

[Brotherman]

sweet and sexy jasmine jazz
had a nice ass to so i could ram
with nice big naturals that i could hang
too bad didnt have a chance
to play because shes so fast

 

[QB7]

Jas is known for her cooking skills (amongst others). So to-day's effort celebrates that:



Chef Jasmine can make a great roll
Her menu’s not half – it is whole
Her buns are a treat
And she’ll turn up the heat
To deliver you toad-in-the-hole.


Cheers
QB7

 

[QB7]

I've been labouring all night to cum up with something witty:


With sadness I read of J’s news
Between TO and Thailand – we lose
She can swallow your pride
Then take it for a ride
That leaves junior without any juice


Best I can do this early in the morning.


Cheers
QB7

 

[smylee52]

.

Sweet Jasmine should be from Nantucket
For a small fee your cock she will suck it
As the juice from your joint drips down her chin
She will look up at you and say with a grin
Here’s my pussy baby come fuck it


.

 

[smylee52]

.


Jasmine likes to cook Pad thai
She makes it for her favourite guy
He is happy to say thanks of course
Being his cock can rival a horse
She loves him pounding her Thai pie


.

 

[QB7]

Jasmine - I hope you realize that this poetry stuff is draining me !!!!



Sweet Jas is a certified spinner
And a lot of Terb guys have been in her
Not now and again
But again and again
And again and again – she’s a winner !


Cheers
QB7