Lifes little challenges.

[toughb]

I was in a grocery store yesterday with a case of coke on the bottom of the cart.

I put all the other groceries on the belt. The cashier looked down and I said "I'm not paying for those. I practicing shoplifting but I'm not very good at it yet."

She was totally stunned. Life like that sometimes.

 

[Rockslinger]

I was in a grocery store yesterday with a case of coke on the bottom of the cart.

Little old lady in front of me was paying with cash (who pays with cash nowadays?) and was fumbling with the change. She was short 17 cents so I simply handed her a quarter so I could get my own stuff processed.

 

[simon482]

my brother and me were at the liquor store and the girl behind the counter said to my brother "jeeze we sure do see a lot of you" and he replied "that's because i am an alcoholic". she looked stunned at the answer.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Gee, Simon. Since you are such a good client, I think they should throw a freebie your way once in a while.

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I was at the grocery store last summer and there were two kids in front of me( Looked like brother and sister ), paying for Mr. Freeze Popsicles.
They came up a few pennies short. The fat loud mouth cashier yelled at them and would not let them have the Popsicle. As the kids were leaving I gave the cashier the evil eye and slapped some change on the counter and called the kids back to get the Popsicles. They thanked me. When the cashier passed all my items I paid, gave her the evil eye and left without saying anything.

 

[simon482]

you have no idea how to read, dope.

 

[Mod100]

So.. I accidentally walked thru the cash with a case of water on the bottom shelf and totally forgot to pay for it. Got to the parking lot and thought ... I should go back and pay for that ... but I didn't (my bad.. so spank me) ... then I loaded my groceries in the car, got chatting with a friend ... and forgot the damn case of water! Left it on the shelf....got all the way home before I remembered it. That's what I get for trying to steal.

As the on duty moderator I feel it is my duty to take on that responsibility.:eyebrows:

 

[hairyfucker]

I was recently at a restaurant enjoying dinner with two beautiful women. An older gentleman stopped at our table was looking for a bit before I finally met his stare and he asked me "Why do you get to have two women?" I responded "Because I'm a big fucker". He looked stunned and after a few moments he regained his composure then slowly turned and left quietly.

"Why do you get to have two women?" Seriously now. Come on.