Licked

[Mikey9988]

I was sitting at my desk at work today when a raccoon licked my leg. I shit my pants. Apparently he came in from the warehouse out back. I jumped on my desk and screamed like a school girl. I wouldn't recommend this raccoon.
Repeat: no

 

[Mikey9988]

still cleaning my pants. Im the joke off the office

 

[Smokin Weiner]

I was sitting at my desk at work today when a raccoon licked my leg. I shit my pants. Apparently he came in from the warehouse out back. I jumped on my desk and screamed like a school girl. I wouldn't recommend this raccoon.
Repeat: no

To be fair--before you condemn a whole species;I think you should give a lady raccoon a similar opportunity--just think of the role playing possibilities.All you really need are handcuffs since she will probably be wearing a mask.

 

[Mikey9988]

ive never turned so green after being licked. Her mask was on tho. I wonder if she woulda gave me a bbbj?

 

[Bill the Pirate]

You shit your pants?..........in the office ?..... i'd start looking for work. But hey, look at the bright side at least it wasn't a porkupine.

 

[Mikey9988]

imagine the scratch marks. Bet no ladies would match them

 

[bestillmehard]

atleast he only licked you....could have been much worse...thanks for the lol

 

[JoeBlow]

Could you please post prices and availlability of the Raccoon, If interested I know a goat......

 

[Mikey9988]

its a donation of 130 an hour with mask on the whole time. If you want to include the goat it'll be an extra 50 an hour. Available mon-friday at any dumpster near you.