Dear Santa!
You must be surprised that I am writing to you today, When you know that I am very with you.
Well...I would very much like to clear up certain things that occured last year when I was filled with illusion and I wrote you my letter asking you for 5 Million Dollars.
I was the entire year helping you to set up your SP to do list, Calling you to wake you up when you were so drunk and you did'nt even remember that you had to work on the 25th.
I was being a very good elves with you Santa,
Always giving you bbj, cbj and daty.
There was nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a f...ing Dildo inside my stokings handing on the Chimneay?
What the f...k were you thinking Santa?
You have taking me as a cocksuker the hole year (lol) to come with some S...t like this under the tree.
As if you had'nt f...ed me enough, you gave to another SP a Bran New comvertible BMW, a lot of $$ for a Boob Job and you had become her sugardaddy.
I do'nt want any problem this year Santa.
I am going to still be waitting for my $5.000.000.
On the 25, I am going to be slepping with one eye open and one closed.
Do'nt f...k with me Santa, because I am goiing to f...k you up (lol)
I am going to give you those Viagara that I got it in the Black Market. They are pills mixed with spicy beans and everytime that you have a hard on, You will have to fart 10 times and those farts are so stinky that It can kill an animal from far distance.
And...not only that.
I am going to tell everybody that the 365 days of the year you only work one day, the rest of the year you are in Las Vegas having fun with the waitreses asses, and that you buy the toys already done in a bargain.
Everybody think that you have 12 elves, when the thrust is that you have 12 SP, one for each month.
PD: Don'nt forget to take back the Dildo that doe'nt even has batteries
Sincerely,
JH
lol
You must be surprised that I am writing to you today, When you know that I am very with you.
Well...I would very much like to clear up certain things that occured last year when I was filled with illusion and I wrote you my letter asking you for 5 Million Dollars.
I was the entire year helping you to set up your SP to do list, Calling you to wake you up when you were so drunk and you did'nt even remember that you had to work on the 25th.
I was being a very good elves with you Santa,
Always giving you bbj, cbj and daty.
There was nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a f...ing Dildo inside my stokings handing on the Chimneay?
What the f...k were you thinking Santa?
You have taking me as a cocksuker the hole year (lol) to come with some S...t like this under the tree.
As if you had'nt f...ed me enough, you gave to another SP a Bran New comvertible BMW, a lot of $$ for a Boob Job and you had become her sugardaddy.
I do'nt want any problem this year Santa.
I am going to still be waitting for my $5.000.000.
On the 25, I am going to be slepping with one eye open and one closed.
Do'nt f...k with me Santa, because I am goiing to f...k you up (lol)
I am going to give you those Viagara that I got it in the Black Market. They are pills mixed with spicy beans and everytime that you have a hard on, You will have to fart 10 times and those farts are so stinky that It can kill an animal from far distance.
And...not only that.
I am going to tell everybody that the 365 days of the year you only work one day, the rest of the year you are in Las Vegas having fun with the waitreses asses, and that you buy the toys already done in a bargain.
Everybody think that you have 12 elves, when the thrust is that you have 12 SP, one for each month.
PD: Don'nt forget to take back the Dildo that doe'nt even has batteries
Sincerely,
JH
lol