Letter to SANTA from JANDA (lol)

JANDA

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Dec 31, 2004
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Dear Santa!

You must be surprised that I am writing to you today, When you know that I am very :mad: with you.
Well...I would very much like to clear up certain things that occured last year when I was filled with illusion and I wrote you my letter asking you for 5 Million Dollars.

I was the entire year helping you to set up your SP to do list, Calling you to wake you up when you were so drunk and you did'nt even remember that you had to work on the 25th.
I was being a very good elves with you Santa,
Always giving you bbj, cbj and daty.
There was nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a f...ing Dildo inside my stokings handing on the Chimneay?
What the f...k were you thinking Santa?
You have taking me as a cocksuker the hole year (lol) to come with some S...t like this under the tree.

As if you had'nt f...ed me enough, you gave to another SP a Bran New comvertible BMW, a lot of $$ for a Boob Job and you had become her sugardaddy.

I do'nt want any problem this year Santa.
I am going to still be waitting for my $5.000.000.

On the 25, I am going to be slepping with one eye open and one closed.
Do'nt f...k with me Santa, because I am goiing to f...k you up (lol)
I am going to give you those Viagara that I got it in the Black Market. They are pills mixed with spicy beans and everytime that you have a hard on, You will have to fart 10 times and those farts are so stinky that It can kill an animal from far distance.

And...not only that.
I am going to tell everybody that the 365 days of the year you only work one day, the rest of the year you are in Las Vegas having fun with the waitreses asses, and that you buy the toys already done in a bargain.
Everybody think that you have 12 elves, when the thrust is that you have 12 SP, one for each month.

PD: Don'nt forget to take back the Dildo that doe'nt even has batteries

Sincerely,

JH
lol
 

danmand

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secret_touch said:
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- "Holy Shit. What a ride!"
Or as Tom Lehrer said: "Sliding down the razorblade of life".
 

XMouse2U

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Don't take this lying down!

1. Send the letter to complaint department, Attn: Miss Claus,
2. Wait for him to cum down the chimney with dildo in hand.

Or Just be even more Naughty and Nice in the cumming year.

PS. If your wish list does not cum to be, we love you.
 

WhaWhaWha

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Well if Santa doesnt show out of fear, maybe I'll do as a stand in? I dont have five million dollars but I am round in the belly with facial hair and I'm totally into your Viagra / Fart session. :D
 

likes_escorts

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Well Janda, sounds like Santa's been a bad boy

You will just have to punish him accordingly!:eek:

Have a Merry Christmas and I certainly hope he brings you $5M this year!
 
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