Let's punitively tax bad puns on this board

[Perry Mason]

...a modest proposal that I hope will punish the impulse to pun by punters who think they are punsters but in fact are punkies.

And let the punitive taxes collected from puny punsters be used for three prizes to be awarded to the three best punning punters:
- First prize, tuition for a one year scholarship to Punjabi University (PU),
- Second prize, a night of pleasure with a punky princess from Puna.
- Third prize, a pair of punting boots.

And I’ll punch on the nose the first one to disagree.

OK. Now I am going to go and pour myself some good punch because the game is about to start. Sorry to leave such a pungent aroma but...

Any punters here to take a bet?

Perry

 

[Esco!]

Moi ?????

 

[LordLoki]

...
Any punters here to take a bet?

Perry

Although a good pun can be enjoyed and savoured, a bad one…..

Well let us just say that at least some would be punster fancy themselves as being a wit. And most of us can agree they are half right.

 

[hairyfucker]

so far a puny response

 

[Shallow Throat]

a taxing proposal.

 

[Perry Mason]

Hey lard lackey...

You obviously don't know that a gambler is also known as a punter.

So go punt your boat...

Perry

 

[red]

...a modest proposal that I hope will punish the impulse to pun by punters who think they are punsters but in fact are punkies.

And let the punitive taxes collected from puny punsters be used for three prizes to be awarded to the three best punning punters:
- First prize, tuition for a one year scholarship to Punjabi University (PU),
- Second prize, a night of pleasure with a punky princess from Puna.
- Third prize, a pair of punting boots.

And I’ll punch on the nose the first one to disagree.

OK. Now I am going to go and pour myself some good punch because the game is about to start. Sorry to leave such a pungent aroma but...

Any punters here to take a bet?

Perry

is it wrong to punish a punster punning and pooning with Rapunzel? rather than pun-tificate ad infinitum, I will not be your pun-ching bag, but I will follow the example of pun-ce de leon and search for the fountain of eternal punnity

 

[Perry Mason]

is it wrong to punish a punster punning and pooning with Rapunzel? rather than pun-tificate ad infinitum, I will not be your pun-ching bag, but I will follow the example of pun-ce de leon and search for the fountain of eternal punnity

Not a punctilious punchline!

Punitive punalty computed at $148, payable forthwith.

Perry

 

[great bear]

I refuse to engage in this pun thread.

 

[Shades]

pun things are better left unsaid

 

[red]

I refuse to engage in this pun thread.

you think it will turn into a pun fight?

 

[great bear]

you think it will turn into a pun fight?

Pluntely of people might agree with you.

 

[Fabulous]

no pun intended, but I think this thread should be taxed

 

[red]

Pluntely of people might agree with you.

only the punctilious ones. for others, its their pun and butter

 

[great bear]

only the punctilious ones. for others, its their pun and butter

When dairy farmers play baseball does the umpire yell "butter up"?

 

[Esco!]

Its time to send GB to 'Pun Rehab' for fook sakes

 

[LancsLad]

There is a real Pun Gent aroma to this thread.

 

[Fabulous]

Wild guess...too much cheese-goo in here (<<<phew) and only 1 fresh Punany getting ready for some freaky pun

 

[trisket]

The funniest ones aren't forced, they just ha-pun.

 

[LancsLad]

The funniest ones aren't forced, they just ha-pun.

Ha-pun may be a fungi , but he's a lousy driver.