lets get this dude laid

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Chad Relf has never been lucky with the ladies. “It probably started in around fourth grade. I went to a Montessori – that’s a special school where you don’t have to go to French class. All the girls were in that french class, and I stupidly spent all my time playing kickball with the dudes.” Without that necessary interaction with the opposite sex, and a poor foundation of Canada’s other official language, Chad spent the next dozen years getting consistently dashed by women.

Until now.

Sometime in the past weeks, a party was held, copious amounts of alcohol were consumed, and a promise was made. When the state of Chad’s virginity - still very much intact – became the topic of conversation, one brave and valiant woman made us a most promising offer.


K. Donaldson says "10000 names first!"
“Sure, I’ll sleep with him,” said K. Donaldson, an attractive university student and notorious binge drinker. “But you gotta get http://www.stupid.ca/features/2002-...etchadlaid.html
 
Y'know, son, you would probably get a little more support if you
  • didn't spam every thread on this board
  • didn't screw up the HTML
  • didn't spam every thread on this board
  • didn't sound like a high-schooler, and
  • didn't spam every thread on this board

Isn't it bedtime?
 
Goober Mcfly said:
Y'know, son, you would probably get a little more support if you
  • didn't spam every thread on this board
  • didn't screw up the HTML
  • didn't spam every thread on this board
  • didn't sound like a high-schooler, and
  • didn't spam every thread on this board

Isn't it bedtime?

You got me. Every one of my posts is just a shameless attempt to increase my post count.