Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

[franky66]

Someone sent me in an email so it must be old stuff but what the hey

Ok read the english meanings and then OUTLOUD say the chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...


1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

 

[great bear]

Franky: My Chinese friends would like to tell you to Go Fung yourself.

 

[frankcastle]

Franky

U R Knot Fun E.

Learn to not be an idiot in one sentence.

Jokes about race, gender and sexuality willl usually offend someone.

Its bad enough that you and your circle of friends find this funny and worth circulating but even worse that you thought everyone on terb would care to hear it.

 

[tboy]

Sorry, but that is fuh kin fun ei LOL

This is no different than if I went to Beijing and tried to speak chinese...they'd laugh their ass off at me too....

 

[yoniluvrca]

Jokes about race, gender and sexuality willl usually offend someone.

You know, when I read them I thought that they were kind of racist. But they are also kind of funny.

Humor is often kind of offensive to someone.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

In order to be racist they would have to be insulting a race. These little puns insult noone.

No more harmful than saying, two cable TV executives got married. The ceremony was boring but their reception was perfect.

 

[Berlin]

I believe I have read this somewhere before, anyway ...

In order to be racist they would have to be insulting a race.

These little puns insult noone.

.. hmm, that depends on whom you ask.

 

[Jade4u]

Nobody should take life seriously. All jokes can be funny if you learn to take life with a grain of salt. I naturally am Sandy Blonde do I let blonde jokes bother me. "Nope, not at all." I keep my hair alternative shades of blonde, but no matter what I am still some shade of blonde. I do not believe jokes are meant to offend any given individual.


Most jokes could be judged to be disrespectful of somone ie... nuns, priests, hill billies, blondes etc... Should we stop telling jokes?

Enjoy life and keep smiling.

 

[A-ROD]

Nobody should take life seriously. All jokes can be funny if you learn to take life with a grain of salt. I naturally am Sandy Blonde do I let blonde jokes bother me. "Nope, not at all." I keep my hair alternative shades of blonde, but no matter what I am still some shade of blonde. I do not believe jokes are meant to offend any given individual.


Most jokes could be judged to be disrespectful of somone ie... nuns, priests, hill billies, blondes etc... Should we stop telling jokes?

Enjoy life and keep smiling.

Did anyone here the story of Stacey4u2luv. She was sitting at a bar oneday when.....awww forget it

 

[langeweile]

Would some of you just lighten up a bit??

 

[A-ROD]

Would some of you just lighten up a bit??

Yea what he said

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Nobody should take life seriously. All jokes can be funny if you learn to take life with a grain of salt. I naturally am Sandy Blonde do I let blonde jokes bother me. "Nope, not at all." I keep my hair alternative shades of blonde, but no matter what I am still some shade of blonde. I do not believe jokes are meant to offend any given individual.


Most jokes could be judged to be disrespectful of somone ie... nuns, priests, hill billies, blondes etc... Should we stop telling jokes?

Enjoy life and keep smiling.

Would some of you just lighten up a bit??

Ok... I'll bite...


What do you call a redhead between two blondes?













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