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calloway

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Interesting article... from FOX News of course. :p

From changing the color of baby chicks to shooting effigies to properly honoring the glory of the log cabin, Americans have spent valuable legislative hours throughout the years making sure we're on the straight and narrow.

As a New Year arrives, here are 10 wacky laws that remain on the books across the United States:


1. In Billings, Mont., it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey. Scientists, however, can keep lab rats.

2. Using profanity is against the law on playgrounds and in public parks in Columbia, Md.

3. The last Sunday in June each year is Log Cabin Day in Michigan.

4. In Michigan, it is legal to kill a dog for attacking chickens, livestock or people, but you can't snuff the pooch in a high altitude decompression chamber or by electrocution.

5. In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be sent to jail for up to six months and fined up to $100.

6. In Kentucky it is illegal to sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits that have been dyed or colored. It is also illegal to dye or color baby chicks, ducklings, fowl or rabbits. And unless they are at least two months old, the aforementioned animals must be sold in batches of six.

7. At shooting ranges in Massachusetts, it is illegal to shoot at targets depicting a human -- whether as a figure, effigy or a silhouette -- unless you're a public safety officer performing official duties.

8. In Alabama it is against the law to alter the natural appearance of the teeth of a horse or mule to make the animal appear younger than it actually is.

9. In Alabama anyone performing a marriage rite is entitled to a fee of $2 per marriage.

10. In Alabama it is against the law to exploit a bear by promoting, engaging in or being employed at a bear wrestling match, or by subjecting a bear to surgical alteration of any kind, including, but not limited to, declawing, tooth removal and severing
 

a 1 player

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Dr. Know said:
In Alabama it is against the law to alter the natural appearance of the teeth of a horse or mule to make the animal appear younger than it actually is.

It is good to see that Alabama doesn't tolerate B&S!
That is actually a pretty good law, unlike these ones...

Ontario Provincial Laws

· The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.

City Laws

Etobicoke

· Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.

Cobourg

· If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.


Guelph

· The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

Kanata

· The colour of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.

· You can't work on your car in the street.

Oshawa

· It's illegal to climb trees.

Ottawa

· It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

Toronto

· You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

Uxbridge

· Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

Wawa

· You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.

· It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.

British Columbia Provincial Laws

· It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
 

LancsLad

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We can't shoot at human shape targets here in Canada on club ranges.


Thats why you buy extras in the States and bring them back. I like the vital organ point score ones the cops use.


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Hangman

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I can't believe it's a crime to run down Welshmen when you encounter them in the street!

/I don't actually run them over
// I have my lady-friend get them with the door as I motor by.
 

RayFinkel

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Arizona , donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs and you may be imprisoned for 25 years for cutting down a cactus.

Los Angeles, a man can legally beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

In Indonesia masturbation is strictly forbidden. Anyone who breaks the law and gets caught risks getting beheaded. (Glad I don't live there)

In Scotland the law obliges citizens to allow whoever knocks on their door to use their toilet.

In Ontario people who visit rayfinkel's house, must bring beer and hookers.

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spankingman

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NUMBER ONE STUPID LAW IN THE US

You can go and DIE in Iraq or Afhginstan but MANY of the guys are TOO YOUNG TO DRINK at the Mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!
 

Aardvark154

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I hate to say it but I honestly don't find any of the laws in post #1 that foolish. On the other hand the laws in posts #3 and #7 are pretty doggone strange.
 

LancsLad

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spankingman said:
NUMBER ONE STUPID LAW IN THE US

You can go and DIE in Iraq or Afhginstan but MANY of the guys are TOO YOUNG TO DRINK at the Mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!


I'm not sure about the US Army, but I would imagine the rules are similar to ours.

It didn't matter that you were not of legal age, the Canadian Army allows you to drink in the Mess, if you are in the forces.


We did.

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Hangman

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LancsLad said:
I'm not sure about the US Army, but I would imagine the rules are similar to ours.

It didn't matter that you were not of legal age, the Canadian Army allows you to drink in the Mess, if you are in the forces.


We did.

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That hasn't been true in CF messes for a long time now. The beer machines are gone too.
 

LancsLad

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Hangman said:
That hasn't been true in CF messes for a long time now. The beer machines are gone too.

Really??

Damn, guess I'm showing my age again.




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thompo69

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So many of these supposed laws are nothing more than urban legends that are perpetuated by the internet. Googling some of them comes up with nothing more than other lists repeating the same things. I can't help but notice that most of these lists never cite sources.

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Kanata

The colour of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.
Both of these were true at one point, but not for some time.

Ottawa

It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
I'd venture this is fiction.

British Columbia Provincial Laws

It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
If we assume that there is indeed such a thing as a sasquatch, then, as an animal, it would be illegal to kill them anywhere in Canada. There are no special provisions relating to sasquatch in BC.
 

Rockslinger

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1) Laws that make it illegal for consenting adults to engage in wambo minki behind closed doors.
2) City of Toronto law that makes it the responsibility of PRIVATE citizens to clean PUBLIC sidewalks.
 

COMMANDER KIRK

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Re drinking in the CF: Do a man's work, enjoy a man's privileges was once the rule, but about a decade ago the fun police told us that we had to observe the local provincial rules regarding age of drinking. (Sometimes honoured more in the breach than the observance).

Dry exercises, maybe a two-beer limit at the endex smoker, that's about it.
 

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Don't know if it's a Law But I find very "funny" that In Ontario the police Investigate themselves...SIU :rolleyes:
 
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