The guy who can't believe you just said that.
Anyway, I just got off the cell with a couple of my reliable contacts on the street and I'm hearing some bizarre stuff about this guy.
He's kinda like that character from that movie The Usual Suspects. You hear stories about this guy but nobody seems to be able say exactly who he his. The difference is instead of dropping bodies all over town this guys dropping loads all over town. Just spraying the region fucking white. Civilians I'm talking about too.
Whoever this guy is he's somethin' else the buzz on the streets is. One story I got was he was pounding this chick from behind as she was laying on her stomach, pulling on her hair and just givin' it to her like a fuckin' wild man ya know? Anyway, soon as he was done blowing his usual abnormally large wad in her her breathing went all fucked up because of the intensity I guess. She got off the bed and actually collapsed on the floor! He called an ambulance for her (after he finished a bottle Corona of course the cold bastard) where she was rushed to intensive care at Oshawa General. Doctors managed to revive the woman barely but she was touch and go. DRP wanted to find out who did this and nail 'em. They put their top cops on the case. They couldn't get much out of her though only that she keep repeating a name over and over again under her oxygen mask in a euphoric state of ecstasy. It was undecipherable to investigators as she could only speak faintly. They say it sounded Japanese or Swedish maybe. She died and the case went cold.
From what I'm hearing about this cat who took KWI I just hope this guy never decides to come back from the civilian world and start banging our limited pool of talent. If this dude starts dipping his wick in our bowl o' wax again get used to jackin' off boys ...they'll all fly the coupe as well after him.
Remember that nursery rhyme as a kid The Pied Piper of Hamlet? He's kinda like that I'm hearing except his magic flutes between his legs and the line of pussy following behind this guy is off the hook.
I'll keep on top of this. I gotta go my cells blowing up with people calling me...