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. Looks legit and rates look reasonable. Anyone with experience?
. Looks legit and rates look reasonable. Anyone with experience? 
Kristina Costantini
- Thread starter Bigbird1234
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There are threads on her in the GTA and Durham sections. (Most misspell her last name as ”Constantini” for some reason)
I got ghosted solidly by this one. I confirmed with her by text 30 min before arriving at her hotel, than radio silence in the parking lot. I think that she has absolutly no scheduling process and that she simply agrees to everybody than follow up with the first that arrives in the parking lot, so meeting her is a kind of lotery. I can't tell about her look or her service, but that unprofessional way of managing her booking is enough for me to put her on the no-go list.
Man what a weird experience... There are 2 threads for GTA and Ottawa/Kingston if you want context heres the other (my review is copy on pasted on both to give a heads up):
TL : DR - If your going to see her at all for whatever reason, get the 20 minutes Lapdance BnG.. i have literally no idea why she offers anything else.
Thanks to the reviews on the board i set my expectations low and expected a less than model like appearance and a slightly heavier build, however alot of people said its more of a PSE... while it wasn't a GFE, it certainly wasnt PSE either lol. One thing i will say is i thought her boobs were nicer than alot of the pictures, but her pics are definitely edited, shes not approaching BBW IMO but shes on the curvy/chubby side of things but more her frame, not a ton of fat or anything like that. I have been ghosted by her in the past (luckly before i left the house) as many others have said, this time i seemed to make it work, ive been cutting down on my hobbying but she was kinda a bucketlist for me for a while a year ago so figured id give it a go since she was down. Her restrictions are no BBFS and no Greek.. *this is somewhat important for later*
She offers 20 min BNG, 20 min FS, HH, and Hour with MSOG. I figured id do the 30 since i was interested in her meaty labia ect and i was already making the trip.. big mistake lol. First off, people have alluded to it, but like... im not sure if shes like high, or just not all there but she was like really spacey the whole time and it was pretty awkward. Most of the stuff she says im 90% sure she essentially has memorized and says every session without context.. i guess some people are into this type of stuff (maybe?!) but i hate it when it feels like they are just being really fake about everything lol. Starts off actually pretty well with IMO a good BBBJ, she does some interesting techniques, like one where she like vibrates her mouth or something, was pretty awesome actually so i was pretty happy at the start.
So im not sure if she has some past trauma or something, and if she does i feel for her... but any time i would like try to touch her arm or something she would get apprehensive and jumpy a bit. When i would gently put my hand near her head to try to hold back her hair or signal to keep going she would like freak out a bit and say "tell me what you want me to do".. im like nono your good. I was going to switch to her on her back and return the favor, i gently pressed her shoulder and once again.. she kinda freaked out "Just tell me what you want to do its our first date no need to get 50 shades of grey"... to be clear i wasn't being anywhere close to rough or pushing her head down or forcefully pushing her shoulder.. was really weird.. I return the favor and try to touch her (not even penetrate) with my hands downstairs, nope.. stops me... im like ummm? okay "its our first date" im like np... then at some point i tried kissing her boobs / nipples.. covers up and stops me lol... "they are too sensitive for that.. but you can touch them (while giggling)". at this point were only like a little over 10-15 minutes into our session, we start in missionary... like others have said, she basically doesn't want you to penetrate lol.. she claimed that she was just really tight (she didn't feel loose but didnt feel exceptionally tight to me either lol). So after like 30 seconds (literally) shes starting to sound like shes uncomfortable or slightly in pain (im average lol..) so im like okay wanna try Doggie or something then "how about i just suck you off more" im like.. well in a bit lol.. im thinking.. like i still have 15-20 minutes left lmfao. So she says that we can only do doggy in a certain angle.. which was fine, just happened to be standing.. same thing.. do it for like 30 seconds to a minute "how about i suck you off now" im like.. yea in a bit... lol... Eventually im like you know what fuck it, at least the BJ was pretty good before.. so we switch back to that.. she sucks for like maybe another minute and she's clearly trying to finish me with her hand and get me on my way. So i basically just ask her if she can keep using her mouth.. she kinda just ignores me and looks completely not into it at all at this point, shes pretty much just giving me a HJ and staring down at the bed to the side lol... but i had like 10ish minutes left.. At one point i tried feeling her boobs again, and she full on got mad at me and started giving me attitude lol.. "they are too sensitive i ALREADY TOLD YOU this.. like its not hard to understand.. if your going to grab them grab the whole thing"... and momments later "like its not hard.." im like jesus fucking christ man.. like at no point did she say they were sensitive to touch, just that i couldnt put my mouth near them lol.. So were nearing the end, and after all this shes barely even giving me a BJ anymore and even commenting im too hard to finish... so im like im close just suck "well my mouth hurts because ive been trying for a while now" and it was even wierder because the little bursts of oral i would get at this point would be that.. then her looking down at the bed looking distressed while using her hand... then randomly like giggling and pretending she was into it for a momment then back to before... when i finally do finish momments later, i got like 5% of my load CIM and she basically just pulled off and finsihed the rest with her hand ... CIM was one of the main things i was looking for so was pretty disappointing way to finish it lol.
So all this to say.. it was a very weird / uncomfortable experience.. even when i was making small talk while getting dressed and ready to leave she was like just super spaced out lol.. like just small talk stuff and she would just like giggle and say she didn't know or incomprehensible replies. My big takeaway from this, is if i got the BNG im not even sure i would have been THAT dissapointed... but like... if you don't like being touched, seemingly don't like / can't do FS, what is the expectation on the guy for a 30 minute let alone hour long session?! Like i even went with the flow and for the most part changed "activities" but she only wanted to do those for under a minute and I let her go back to what she wanted to but she basically gave up on the oral stuff that she was trying to get me to switch back too after like 10 minutes tops in total (including me DATY for half of that) lol... so why not just offer the BNG, or even just make it clear in your restrictions the things you don't like. Super weird encounter, she doesn't visit much anymore but I certainly wont be repeating.
TL : DR - If your going to see her at all for whatever reason, get the 20 minutes Lapdance BnG.. i have literally no idea why she offers anything else.
Thanks to the reviews on the board i set my expectations low and expected a less than model like appearance and a slightly heavier build, however alot of people said its more of a PSE... while it wasn't a GFE, it certainly wasnt PSE either lol. One thing i will say is i thought her boobs were nicer than alot of the pictures, but her pics are definitely edited, shes not approaching BBW IMO but shes on the curvy/chubby side of things but more her frame, not a ton of fat or anything like that. I have been ghosted by her in the past (luckly before i left the house) as many others have said, this time i seemed to make it work, ive been cutting down on my hobbying but she was kinda a bucketlist for me for a while a year ago so figured id give it a go since she was down. Her restrictions are no BBFS and no Greek.. *this is somewhat important for later*
She offers 20 min BNG, 20 min FS, HH, and Hour with MSOG. I figured id do the 30 since i was interested in her meaty labia ect and i was already making the trip.. big mistake lol. First off, people have alluded to it, but like... im not sure if shes like high, or just not all there but she was like really spacey the whole time and it was pretty awkward. Most of the stuff she says im 90% sure she essentially has memorized and says every session without context.. i guess some people are into this type of stuff (maybe?!) but i hate it when it feels like they are just being really fake about everything lol. Starts off actually pretty well with IMO a good BBBJ, she does some interesting techniques, like one where she like vibrates her mouth or something, was pretty awesome actually so i was pretty happy at the start.
So im not sure if she has some past trauma or something, and if she does i feel for her... but any time i would like try to touch her arm or something she would get apprehensive and jumpy a bit. When i would gently put my hand near her head to try to hold back her hair or signal to keep going she would like freak out a bit and say "tell me what you want me to do".. im like nono your good. I was going to switch to her on her back and return the favor, i gently pressed her shoulder and once again.. she kinda freaked out "Just tell me what you want to do its our first date no need to get 50 shades of grey"... to be clear i wasn't being anywhere close to rough or pushing her head down or forcefully pushing her shoulder.. was really weird.. I return the favor and try to touch her (not even penetrate) with my hands downstairs, nope.. stops me... im like ummm? okay "its our first date" im like np... then at some point i tried kissing her boobs / nipples.. covers up and stops me lol... "they are too sensitive for that.. but you can touch them (while giggling)". at this point were only like a little over 10-15 minutes into our session, we start in missionary... like others have said, she basically doesn't want you to penetrate lol.. she claimed that she was just really tight (she didn't feel loose but didnt feel exceptionally tight to me either lol). So after like 30 seconds (literally) shes starting to sound like shes uncomfortable or slightly in pain (im average lol..) so im like okay wanna try Doggie or something then "how about i just suck you off more" im like.. well in a bit lol.. im thinking.. like i still have 15-20 minutes left lmfao. So she says that we can only do doggy in a certain angle.. which was fine, just happened to be standing.. same thing.. do it for like 30 seconds to a minute "how about i suck you off now" im like.. yea in a bit... lol... Eventually im like you know what fuck it, at least the BJ was pretty good before.. so we switch back to that.. she sucks for like maybe another minute and she's clearly trying to finish me with her hand and get me on my way. So i basically just ask her if she can keep using her mouth.. she kinda just ignores me and looks completely not into it at all at this point, shes pretty much just giving me a HJ and staring down at the bed to the side lol... but i had like 10ish minutes left.. At one point i tried feeling her boobs again, and she full on got mad at me and started giving me attitude lol.. "they are too sensitive i ALREADY TOLD YOU this.. like its not hard to understand.. if your going to grab them grab the whole thing"... and momments later "like its not hard.." im like jesus fucking christ man.. like at no point did she say they were sensitive to touch, just that i couldnt put my mouth near them lol.. So were nearing the end, and after all this shes barely even giving me a BJ anymore and even commenting im too hard to finish... so im like im close just suck "well my mouth hurts because ive been trying for a while now" and it was even wierder because the little bursts of oral i would get at this point would be that.. then her looking down at the bed looking distressed while using her hand... then randomly like giggling and pretending she was into it for a momment then back to before... when i finally do finish momments later, i got like 5% of my load CIM and she basically just pulled off and finsihed the rest with her hand ... CIM was one of the main things i was looking for so was pretty disappointing way to finish it lol.
So all this to say.. it was a very weird / uncomfortable experience.. even when i was making small talk while getting dressed and ready to leave she was like just super spaced out lol.. like just small talk stuff and she would just like giggle and say she didn't know or incomprehensible replies. My big takeaway from this, is if i got the BNG im not even sure i would have been THAT dissapointed... but like... if you don't like being touched, seemingly don't like / can't do FS, what is the expectation on the guy for a 30 minute let alone hour long session?! Like i even went with the flow and for the most part changed "activities" but she only wanted to do those for under a minute and I let her go back to what she wanted to but she basically gave up on the oral stuff that she was trying to get me to switch back too after like 10 minutes tops in total (including me DATY for half of that) lol... so why not just offer the BNG, or even just make it clear in your restrictions the things you don't like. Super weird encounter, she doesn't visit much anymore but I certainly wont be repeating.
She is definitely odd. Somehow I navigated around her craziness and remember decent FS with me sitting on bedside and her grinding me. She is very weird.
