Kelly Simonsen Review

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With my last 3 semi-consecutive long SP appts in the last 2 months resulted in very very little sex part and all with a hand job finish in 3 different cities no matter where I went, I was really thinking this may be the time for me to throw in the towel or a sign to wash my "head" clean, properly change my handle from "SemiRetired" to "FullyRetired" :) and just stick with my own pretty and silly SO and maybe another beautiful old friend when she is available from time to time.

Well, I guess fate has decided a little different for me otherwise to meet up with Kelly again and somewhat restore my faith in my semi-retired quest for the True GFE experience I have so long missed since my two stunning and wild favourites retired years ago.

Kelly is definitely the best "Almost True GFE" or "HWWE"* SP encounter for me in Ottawa!!!! A "True GFE" service to me is something like what you would really do to a real real close gf or what she will do for or to you and a whole lot more with some experimentations together. They kiss and "lock lips" with you very very very passionately, give you the most passionate, long and wet BBBJ, BLS, eating and sucking to make sure they make the most pleasing and tight contact with every mouthful and they absolutely love to DT with their own bag of "DT tricks/treats". All the foreplay acronyms apply plus some I don't even know if acronyms exist but those are more "YMMV" things. Long and sweaty main event and they are happy that you just stay inside without pumping or just move slightly in and out when you get tired but continue to DFK them while they continue to pleasure themselves by squeezing their "inner muscles" against Mr. Happy with great slow rhythms. Amazing stuff and absolutely ecstatic facial expressions to watch them enjoy every minute when you are inside them. Lots and lots of positions instead of the usual 2-3. No lube needed whatsoever as they are always so wet and horny, and they would adjust to make sure they enjoy each position you put them thru or they put you thru.

Without even saying a word or taking any extra $$$, they would take you to Greece and they absolutely love a Greece trip every single time. They will even let you CIM. Sometimes even after you cum, they will take the cover off and suck Mr. Happy dry to the last drop to make sure your pleasure lasts as long as possible and smile naughty at you with the "white love juice" cumming out of their mouth ....

Kelly, having a wild European heritage, is somewhat like that except the kissing part. Light kissing only which's why I said "Almost True GFE". She absolutely loves you drilling her in her tight ass, splitting her apart screaming wild while facing the large floor-to-ceiling mirrors in her usual suite. A perfect mix of pain and pleasure as she puts it.... she loves it as you can clearly tell thru the mirrors with every deep stroke and every scream!

To me, Kelly is better or more stunning looking in person even with very little make-up than some of her pics in E-C. Since I am actually pretty good at guessing SPs' true ages, I would say she is probably in her early-mid 30s rather than 20s as mentioned in her site. To be honest, she is actually one of the very very very few that could easily fool people that she is still in her mid 20s. Her skin is that flawless and super super silky smooth at her age. Very few lines on her face or is that the botox thing??? Probably more of her Danish bloodline or being a vegan or something like that.

She takes crazy one-on-one encounters with female clients too so it may be just worthwhile not only for the guys here but also for some of the ladies here to spend a few hours of wild and cozy sex with her and get her natural beauty and facial care tips too as she was trying to teach me every time (LOL ... hahaha) as if I needed some or cared. Apparently, she has a Ph. D degree in something and a real former professional model and some others too .... quite interesting .... and she is quite frank about everything or anything to talk about even our personal lives (good and bad) or her other wild experiences if you connect well with her. I love it!!!

Bodywise, she has a very short and small landing strip that is kind of sexy for a change since most SPs go bare there these days. I don't think she is as slim as in her pics any more in the waist/belly area but she is still quite fit. She is trying to slim it back down ... Nevertheless, a very good pure natural and silky white smooth body with hard pink nipples that I will probably dream about for months to come! BUT ...... I have still yet to get past dreaming about her tight ass and her screams ... LOL!!!

Other minor flaw was no manicure done. Pedicure was OK enough. Could be a better suite hotel too every time for the price she charges but you can't beat those large floor-to-ceiling mirrors. (I know, I am being too picky here.) Better suite hotel with hot water vs suite hotel with no real hot water but floor-to-ceiling mirrors facing the bed while you are drilling her ..... hmmmmm..... which one would you pick???? LOL!!!

Final advise - don't go to see her unless your energy level is really high on that day. She is one well lubed Danish fucking machine that will drain every single and last drop out of you. I have insomnia but I fell asleep in no time at night and couldn't wake up in time the very next day after each encounter ... LOL!!! If she gets really really comfortable enough with you, she may possibly even let you do some wild "YMMV" things to her and fuck her brains out. Enjoy.

Very professional too in the sense she even has a 1-800 toll free number for you to call to avoid long distance charges. Hopefully, she will start more regularly the kind of luvly and explosive monthly visits that we don't get any more these days or never got. As always, YMMV since chemistry is very important to her!!!!

ALWAYS a non-rush experience and a TOTALLY non-clock watcher that gives you the real good feeling that she truly enjoys the mutual companionship to last as long as possible!!!!

* HWWE = Hot or Horny Wild Wife Experience
 

antlerman

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wow...dam.....well written.......thanks.....
 

SemiRetired

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Thanks, good old pal!

Who knows if my fortune has really changed or not given that most of my recent encounters have resulted more in dissatisfaction or not feeling quite contented afterwards than anything else ..... Even one of the girls I clicked with really well left 45 minutes early ... Sometimes I do feel that some girls in this industry just know how to work to their advantage when they come across some really nice guys that are just going to let things go (good or bad service) after they take the money ..... Oh well, at least I am a very forgiving and forgetful person to make things easier on myself.

Maybe Kelly was really meant as a belated Xmas/New Year gift to me especially most of my recent encounters are mostly so-so at best. Kelly did make me feel really good again. Maybe the fact that she only sees 1 or 2 clients a day and prefers long multi-hour appts makes a huge difference. She is fully energetic and eager to see you and not jaded at all after a while as compared to most ....

You don't feel like being rushed at all and time is almost endless even though the appt end time has long passed. The BIG difference to me is that she offers a really good balance of WILD sex part(s), great intimate hand holding moments like a real gf, real heart warming moments of small talks and naughty flirting moments, plus life-time stories sharing all within close body/eye contacts, hugs, kisses, and laying on your shoulder/chest like a real gf would. And you can truly FEEL that she enjoys the mutual companionship and especially the sex part(s) that she just wants you to go on and on and on (LOL) instead of being like many others that would just ask you to cum after 2-3 short positions...... Unlike many, you feel that she's not just saying it since you can easily tell the difference and the genuineness. That makes a whole hobby life of difference to me at my age these days so I may just continue to hobby for a little bit longer when the right opportunity and quality comes along again ....


slurp said:
nice review SR! glad your fortunes turned around!
 
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