Just Wondering: Which Club Has The Best Food?

[NorthernCrush]

Which club has the best food?

I would love to have a decent burger and a nice draught of beer while surrounded by beautiful naked women, without being asked if I want a dance every minute.

Basically, which strip club is a good place for lunch?

 

[Kilt Boy]

You want to go to a strip club for a nice lunch so you can ogle the ladies and not be bothered?
Hmmm. I'm not going to recommend ANY club for you. Sorry.
Go to a burger bar and browse Tumblr on your phone.

 

[medalllione]

At the risk of sounding bias, I would say Pigale (sans the burger), hands down. The "without being asked if I want a dance every minute" would be difficult to fulfil, although you can at least minimize the occurrence by your non-verbal language. Here is a non-exhaustive list: avoid eye contact with the dancers, pre-occupy yourself browsing on your mobile device, fold your hands across your chest, put on a very serious, uninterested look, put on a permanent scowl/frown, visit the washroom frequently, drag out your lunch buffet, pick at your food, .........you get the drift.