Just Say 'No' To Icky Boy Bits!

[Morgan Ellis]

I've got say that this is the funniest link anyone has sent to me in ages...

http://ironhymen.com/

Testimonials from the site:

'Muffy P.: "OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"'


Make sure to check out the boy's only site, at
http://www.sexisforfags.com/

Testimonials from the site:

Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!

Morgan

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Testicle weevils are itchy.

 

[kara]

you've done it again

Morgan it kills me the links you post

this one is ALMOST as good as the starbucks animationon your site (ALMOST)

I like pledge part #5
5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.


hahaha thanks for the laugh

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Testicle weevils are itchy.

It scares me that you know of this personally.

M

 

[Goober Mcfly]

It scares me that you know of this personally.

M

What can I say, Cardinal Fang tells you some pretty zany stuff when he's drunk....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

It's true.......I'm a gossip whore when I'm drinking.

 

[Spode]

Man-->Testicle Weevle-->GooberMcFly

 

[Daddio]

Man-->Testicle Weevle-->GooberMcFly

Evolution in reverse?