A small commuter plane crashes in the Pacific. Three male survivors manage to swim to the shore of a nearby island. They barely have time to catch their breath on the beach before they're captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken back to meet with the village Chief. The Chief happens to speak english and explains to the three men that they have but one chance of survival before he places the order to have the tribe tear them limb from limb. The men agree to do whatever is asked.
The Chief says "You are each to complete two tasks. If you should fail one of them, I will have the tribe kill you and eat you." At this point the men are trembling with fear. The Chief continues "First task.. I ask you each to spread out amongst the island, pick 10 pieces of one type of fruit and return back here in front of me. You have very little time, now go!"
The three men disperse. After a few moments, the first man returns with 10 oranges. "Good" says the Chief, "Second task.. you are to place all 10 pieces of the fruit you chose up your ass without showing even the slightest change of expression on your face. If you fail, my tribe will kill you and eat you. Now proceed." The man has no choice but to comply. He attempts to force the first orange up his rectum but the fruit is too large, forcing him to grimace. The tribe kills him and eats him.
The second man returns several minutes later with 10 blueberries. "Very good" says the Chief, "Second task.. you are to place all 10 pieces of the fruit you chose up your ass without showing even the slightest change of expression on your face. If you fail, my tribe will kill you and eat you. Now proceed." The second man is hesitant at first but soon realizes the task can be done. He's able to get the first blueberry up his rectum without a hitch. The second follows, as does the third. The fourth, fifth and sixth blueberries begin to cause some discomfort, but the man is determined not to alter his expression and continues. The Chief is watching closely now as the seventh blueberry is deposited successfully. The man has the eighth blueberry in his hand and he's about to insert it when he bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, rolling on the floor. The Chief gives the order and the tribe kills him and eats him.
The first man and the second man immediately meet in heaven. The first man says to the second man "What the hell happened?? I was watching it all from up here. You were on the eighth piece!.. you were so close!!" The second man says "I couldn't help it! I saw the other guy running in with pineapples!"
The Chief says "You are each to complete two tasks. If you should fail one of them, I will have the tribe kill you and eat you." At this point the men are trembling with fear. The Chief continues "First task.. I ask you each to spread out amongst the island, pick 10 pieces of one type of fruit and return back here in front of me. You have very little time, now go!"
The three men disperse. After a few moments, the first man returns with 10 oranges. "Good" says the Chief, "Second task.. you are to place all 10 pieces of the fruit you chose up your ass without showing even the slightest change of expression on your face. If you fail, my tribe will kill you and eat you. Now proceed." The man has no choice but to comply. He attempts to force the first orange up his rectum but the fruit is too large, forcing him to grimace. The tribe kills him and eats him.
The second man returns several minutes later with 10 blueberries. "Very good" says the Chief, "Second task.. you are to place all 10 pieces of the fruit you chose up your ass without showing even the slightest change of expression on your face. If you fail, my tribe will kill you and eat you. Now proceed." The second man is hesitant at first but soon realizes the task can be done. He's able to get the first blueberry up his rectum without a hitch. The second follows, as does the third. The fourth, fifth and sixth blueberries begin to cause some discomfort, but the man is determined not to alter his expression and continues. The Chief is watching closely now as the seventh blueberry is deposited successfully. The man has the eighth blueberry in his hand and he's about to insert it when he bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, rolling on the floor. The Chief gives the order and the tribe kills him and eats him.
The first man and the second man immediately meet in heaven. The first man says to the second man "What the hell happened?? I was watching it all from up here. You were on the eighth piece!.. you were so close!!" The second man says "I couldn't help it! I saw the other guy running in with pineapples!"
