I've never seen this aggressive Indy personality before. What happened to the big suck?
Your booking strategy might work to get past Debb. But a few of us better be close by when you arrive at the door and Jordan realizes it's only you. Her obvious disappointment in knowing she has to go through another boring 45 seconds of your Bugs Bunny missionary position will just break her little heart. After all... you're apparently not big enough to break anything else.
But tell her not to worry. You can try to get her drunk again on Wolf Blass Cab (bring an extra Black Label please) but it will never work as usual. When Jordan finally tells you that she has a headache... just leave quietly... preferrably with the second bottle opened.... and I'll be there to properly service her needs.