The Cowboy & The Gay Bar
A cowboy walk into a bar and, two steps in, realizes it’s a gay bar. “What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your willy?”
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that stuff. All I want is a drink.”
The gay waiter replies, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine, for instance, is called NIKE, for the slogan, ‘Just Do It.’ That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because ‘It Really Satisfies.’ ” The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a minute to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?”
The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.”
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why TIMEX?”
The man proudly replied, “ ‘Cause it takes a licking and keeps on ticking!”
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two men on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and asks, “So, what do you guys call yours?”
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “Ford, because ‘Quality Is Job One!’ ” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?”
The guy next to him then adds, “I call mine Chevy ... ‘Like A Rock!’ ” and then winks!
Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think for a while before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Satisfied, he finally turns to the gay bartender and exclaims, “The name of my willy is Secret! Now give me a beer!”
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?”
The cowboy replies, “Because it’s STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!”
