Joke of the day (or evening)

[GPIDEAL]

Advice for an old guy....

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet
young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use


to impress that lady over there?"








The trainer looked me over and said;






"I would recommend the

ATM in the lobby."


P.S. I'm not the old guy.

 

[bobistheowl]

There was a mechanic named Fred,
Whose dick had a corkscrew shaped lead.

He found, having hunted,
A Girl, corkscrew-cunted,

But a lass with a Fred-reversed thread!