Jessica Alba Pregnant

[calloway]

Sorry boys... the dream is over... unless of course you love MILF's.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22216863/

 

[Anderson]

Even if one loves MILFs the dream was over b4 it started !

 

[calloway]

Here's one last look at a famous Jessica flashback...

http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=199

 

[stang]

Why is everyone having babies?

 

[Terminator2000]

Is that the same guy that married her, while hooking up with her, while they were cast in Dark Angel?

 

[hairyfucker]

I'd hit it.

Would not want her to have my babies though. She is too ditzy. Not that I am the perfect catch but I really do not want to water down the gene pool farther.

 

[RTRD]

Because...

Why is everyone having babies?

...it has replaced starving yourself and having a rat dog as the "in thing to do".

I've read two different magazine covers that say Brittney Spears is also pregnant...again.

If there is anyone who should not be allowed to breed, its her...

BTW...does ANYBODY else beside me think marriage is a prerequisite to pregnancy?? Apparently no one in Hollywood does...

 

[mandrill]

Okay, this is what happened. She paid me to have my child. Actually, quite a lot of money. Then after we were done and I had impregnated her, she started crying about how she wasn't truly worthy to receive my seed. I had to tell her three times before she focussed again and went back to cleaning up my penis.

Women!!!!

 

[daKoolGuy]

Sorry, if my actions have hurt y'all.
No "hard" feelings eh !!

 

[incognito]

nooooooooooooo:d

 

[Kailani]

Jessica alba will still look amazing after having a child, I guarentee it!

 

[Fighting_Amish]

it wasn't me either

It wasn't me we used a condom!

I pulled out

 

[moviefan]

nooooooooooooo:d

Exactly. Christmas in my little fantasy world has been shot to hell.

 

[da-DELETED-hliafrommerb]

I think she'll get herself back into shape.

Hi-ee,

What will become of that hot, STEAMY body that was dancing in that movie called, HONEY?

I hope she hits the gym after.
It can be done!

She's still young, and (rightfully) vain enough to get back in shape!

Babe,
xoxo

 

[sweetm]

A friend of mine works near Yorkville and we hooked up there for lunch about 2 months ago, and who do we see but Jessica Alba. I wasn't really into her before that but seeing her up close definitely changed my mind. She is one amazing looking woman.