Jerkin off finishing Technique

[Troops]

I've always wondered about how some of you folks finish off when you jerk off.

To prevent a Mess
Do you.........

A) Place your free hand just over the head of your penis to prevent your cum from shooting all over your bed or funiture
B) Just shoot without blocking and clean up mess right afterwards
C) Just shoot without a care in the world about where it lands.


As for the clean up.
Do you...........

A) Have a small hand towel or tissue on standby.
B) Run to the bathtub to rinse off.
C) Just shoot and roll over and fall asleep and have the bed sheets stick to you in the morning.

 

[submissivedave]

I shoot my load in my underwear and then throw it into the laundry basket ...

Somtimes when I feel really tired I just shoot it on my bed sheets ... and yes, I have dried up flaky stuff on my body when I wake up in the morning. I always wondered what it was. I thought it was dried/dead skin cells thinking that my body was renewing itself ...

And when I was a bit smaller thinking that cum shots would just dry off like water, I'd cum on the carpet. However, I found out that cum hardens when it dries and I have made certain parts of the carpet really hard and rough ... I hope my mom and dad just thinks it is the glue for my models ...

 

[Troops]

I shoot my load in my underwear and then throw it into the laundry basket ...

...

If only i could see the look on your mothers face when she does your laundery.

 

[fud]

I usually lubricate the hinges.

 

[fflowley]

pie?

Do you guys throw the apple pie away afterwards or still serve it..........with a bit of fresh cream?

 

[BigBlack]

I shoot my load in my underwear and then throw it into the laundry basket ...

I hope your mom doesn't do your laundry. Us older folk were once kids to...take my word for it, they probably know about the carpet...your bed sheets...hell, I bet your mom looks through your stash of playgirl magazines also! lol

BBLACK

 

[submissivedave]

By the time me or my mom does laundy, the cum shot has already dried up ... hehe ...

Now, if my parents ever exposed me of the dried up cum shots on the carpet, I would be extremely, incredibly embarassed ...

And no "BigBlack", I don't jerk to Playgirl ... I jerk to internet porn cause it's quick, I get anything I want by typing a few keywords in the search engine and it's free ...

And lastly, for all you parents out there, please don't "expose" your son when you find weird dried up stuff on clothes, sheets or the carpets ... it's embarassing ...

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I hope your mom doesn't do your laundry. Us older folk were once kids to...take my word for it, they probably know about the carpet...your bed sheets...hell, I bet your mom looks through your stash of playgirl magazines also! lol

BBLACK

Now this was funny!

I still don't know if SubDave sucked cock or not, can anyone help a brother out?

Oh, and by the way, jergens and a wet towel next to the bed, a dry towel as well, and a porno on the TV. I prefer the TV porn to internet because then it just plays and I don't have to get my mouse all sticky, so to speak. And I usually let it fly up onto my stomach and then wipe up with the towels. I just hate it when it hits me in the eye!

 

[zog]

Startegy is the key...

I place kleenex strategically on my bed and when the time cums, I aim for the paper. I've grown to be accurate about 85% of the time; but I still overshoot from time to time.

But I also find that in the last ten years, my masturbation frequency has declined. I don't feel the need to do myself nearly as often as I did when I was younger.

At my peak, I masturbated at least twice a day, often more. when I passed my mid-twenties it went down to about once a day. Now, in my thirties, I do it maybe once or twice a week.

I really prefer interactive sex and don't mind saving myself most of the time.

Zog.

P.S. In a perfect world, we'll never know if SD sucked cock. However, as we don't live in said perfect world, I'm afraid we'll be hearing about it for some time to come.

 

[submissivedave]

Re: Startegy is the key...

Zog.

P.S. In a perfect world, we'll never know if SD sucked cock. However, as we don't live in said perfect world, I'm afraid we'll be hearing about it for some time to come.

One of the reasons why I have not posted my "encounter" in public is because I don't wanna be accused of hi-jacking. Plus, people are gonna say that I am posting shit about myself to grab attention.

zog. , I like you, so check your PM.

 

[Hung Wei Lo]

if i'm in the shower, then it's pretty obvious..

sometimes when i'm in bed, i'll put a tissue near my chest and aim for it

 

[Zorba]

if i'm in the shower, then it's pretty obvious..

sometimes when i'm in bed, i'll put a tissue near my chest and aim for it

Ah yes, one of my favourite events in the Masturbatory Olympics; jizz target practice. Aiming for a tissue on the chest is just the Olympic qualifying standard. If you really want to go for the gold, I suggest:

- Cups/Mugs/Glasses a.k.a. The High Jump
Trajectory is everything. Minimum 3 foot distance.

- Airborne Objects a.k.a. The Skeet "Shoot"
Ideally, a team sport whereby the helping hand launches an object, such as a ball of socks, into the air upon you yelling "PULL". True Champions are able to pluck the occasional insect out of mid-air a-la Mr. Miyagi or a trained Ralph Macchio with their pedestrian chop sticks. Bah. Amateurs.

Or my personal favourite:

- Your Pet Cat's Left Eye a.k.a. The Biatholon
Lots of running around with your pants around your ankles, stopping one foot away from the furball, aiming, cocking and firing away. Scoring based on response volume and clean up time. A controversial "judged" sport.

All loads of fun.

Event suggestions are always welcome.

 

[LittleLenny]

When you're middle aged like me, the cum doesn't
fly far - the farthest it gets is on my lower stomach.
Also it's not much so just 1 kleenex is necessary to
wipe it all up!

I remember in my younger days when I would have to worry
about giving myself a facial!