Jenna in Ajax

[dirkd101]

Finally, the snow has started to disapear, the sun is shining ever brighter, the days are getting longer. Unfortunately it is the onset of something I have dealt with since puberty. I have a curious malady that really starts to get to me this time of year. I have been diagnosed with DSB or Deadly Sperm Build-up. Yes, it a recognized disease. John Hopkins and Harvard medical school have done extensive studies on this and I have been their focus for this for some two decades now...Anyways I digress.
Last week I needed some relief, for my malady, and could not find anything during the day in Durham Region. PA was out, as I am having an ever harder time with MPs and the cost associated. I had talked to Jenna once before and I had filed her away under "too pricey" but my DSB won out and I booked her for a 1/2hr massage for $150. I figured that is what I normally spend at PA soo...
Booking was easy, gave me the address and buzz code. Arrived a bit early and waited in the ample parking area. Got buzzed in without a word, good, and made my way up and was greeted by a very nice young lady. Her apartment is very nice and it is kept clean... took care of business and was treated to a crappy massage. I reciprocated and she enjoyed that and then she flipped and I kept playing...very nice. She played with me all the while and then she got me to lay back. She has the nicest touch, just the way I like it and those long fingernails, she used them to perfection. The build up came and she let me rid myself of my DSB pearl style, on her all natural breasts. Ahh it felt good. All in all it was a very unrushed relaxing time had by yours truly, that lasted past the 45 min mark.
Thank you Jenna, for your help with my malady
http://www.theredzone.com/to/jenna/index2.htm
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/ers/632531797.html
All the info you need gents.

 

[eagle1man]

DSB ...yes, yes ...a very serious condition. It's good that you decided to get treatment. Sorry to say it's a permanent condition that will require regular, ongoing treatments. You might want to look into getting a very good extended healthcare plan, because the treatments can be quite expensive. But the relief is worth every penny .

 

[spike]

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...was treated to a crappy massage. I reciprocated and she enjoyed that...

so even when it's bad, it's still good?

 

[dajodo2]

She played with my pole all the while and then she got me to lay back. She has the nicest touch, just the way I like it and those long fingernails, she used them to perfection. The build up came and I bust a nut as she let me rid myself of my DSB pearl style, on her all natural tits that now resembled two beautiful glazed crullers. Ahh it felt good.

Dear dirk,

If hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty to replace some of the conservative sexual terminology with more hardcore terms that you used that impressed myself and Larry in your review of your threesome a couple months back. You are hardcore like we said dirk, take the ball and run with it.

The glazed crullers I just threw in myself for the fun of it.

I'm sorry to hear of your chronically backed up balls. My balls are OK.

Having a chronic heath condition myself as a quadriplegic I understand your anguish, well, actually I don't since I fire off a batch every 72 seconds on average while I'm conscious. Every 98 seconds when I'm sleeping. Women still can't get enough Jesper even as I sleep.

Still a very good report. I'm glad the happy ending made up for the disappointing massage.

Best regards to you.

Jesper.

 

[dirkd101]

While the massage was crappy, I never really go to an MP or see a girl like Jenna for the massage. The only thing I really want massaged is my pole and that was perfect.
Sorry Jesper, for your state as a quad, and my backed up balls are a condition for which, at times, I have to take things into my own hands. I do apologise for my lack lustre effort in the review, ie; it not being hardcore. Please overlook this when in conversation with Larry. I am currently back to taking creative writing classes. As a part of my class I have to read all Penthouse Forums from the eighties. As of right now I am on sensory overload and did not know how to put a good spin on this session. In the future I shall endeavor to be more hardcore

 

[maxwellsmart]

I e-mailed her yesterday and she replied that her rates were now $250/1/2 hr and $325 per hour. I didn't specify what kind of services I was looking for and she didn't specify what she would give, but at that rate, I informed her that I would not be able to afford her time.
Too bad, the pics look good on TRZ

 

[dirkd101]

Yeah her rates are a tad on the steep side, for the area. She will specify, when asked, about massage vs. fs. The massage is only with a hand release, but you can do that on her chest, if you are so inclined.

 

[maxwellsmart]

Yeah her rates are a tad on the steep side, for the area. She will specify, when asked, about massage vs. fs. The massage is only with a hand release, but you can do that on her chest, if you are so inclined.

Thanks for the info, Dirk. I suppose then the rate remains 150/1/2hr massage but for my mind, that's still quite dear. However, if the pics really get to me I may just have to break down and.....

 

[dirkd101]

Max, shrug off the "cone of silence" and give her a try. $150 is a standard drop in a MP, so $150 with her is no different. Rates are rates, although I believe hers keep alot of potntial traffic away and maybe this is what she wants.

 

[Francesca22]

I found myself without my wheels last month and did some rz searches for outcalls. Jenna pops up for Durham Region and I give it try.
(hate outcalls to my house but had no choice that night)
She show's up in nice "leather fuck me knee high boots"
Nice white mini skirt and jacket.
Glad it was was 1am and no neighbors awake. (I hoped)
Noisey Honda she pulled up in woke a dog or two.
In she comes.... took along time for her to pull those fmb's off her feet.
I give her the $300 for the hour (wanted to punch myself in the face right there and then!) but noticed a nice body struggling with footwear.
On to the living room for a glass of wine she comes.
She said stuff about life, work, school etc. Don't know... nice rack ... didn't listen.
Upstairs.... she showers... alone... meets me on my bed and gives me a massage (or smacked me with a fmb... my eyes were closed)
Legs started to lose feeling so I bailed from that shit... turned around... damn nice tits stared back.
Coverd Oral .... not bad.... she uses those tits nice nice.
Bit of rubbing and sucking on those lovelies and she cowgirled me.... she does have a awesome body! Shaved bush is my fav!
Opened my eyes....SHIT!
Her makeup was flaking off.....
I'm with a butterface!
Pockmarks are nice if your a movie star in a movie.... with a gun... and cocaine...
Not here!
Flipped her doggie style..... nice ass!
Whew.... hit both poles and scored.
Wished my $300 bounced back out of the net.
It didn't.
Her score:
Body -8
Face from a distance -7
Face riding your cock -4
Oral -8
Oral if you see face -4
Bang -7 (doggy only)
Repeat- after $300 .... yes if the next two are free.
Just punched myself in the face for re living it.

Whats a butter face?

 

[Back Burner]

Whats a butter face?

You like everything,....but her face (butter face)

 

[ashanti.69]

This review by robvious is a fake review. I do not own a loud honda, I do not own the boots he is describing. I do not wear make-up that is he is describing. I do not work after 11pm and i have not done any outcalls reciently. I charge more than what he is refering to.

Robvious go find something better to do than write fake reviews.If you are going to write a fake review get your facts right.

 

[dirkd101]

Robvious, your adding this to the thread is unwarranted. To review a girl is fine, but your attack on her looks is not cool. I personally don't think that this sort of thing is part of a healthy review. A better way to put this would be to say that she is not my type and to rate her looks on a lower scale, as you see fit, instead of making the remarks that you did.

 

[ashanti.69]

Robvious never saw me this review is fake, so how can he rate me at all.

 

[robvious]

I'm Sorry!
I must have met the other Jenna.
That Butterface had a sweet ass!
My bad.

 

[robvious]

Robvious, your adding this to the thread is unwarranted. To review a girl is fine, but your attack on her looks is not cool. I personally don't think that this sort of thing is part of a healthy review. A better way to put this would be to say that she is not my type and to rate her looks on a lower scale, as you see fit, instead of making the remarks that you did.

OK, I'll tone down my reviews in the future.
Good tip.... I'm not here to hurt feelings.
I do tend to be a little overly honest and blunt.
If I choose my next "new" visit on a review, I hope it's accurate. (not hurtfull)
I get your point though.
My bad.

 

[dajodo2]

I'm sorry to read in your review that you lost your wheels. That is unfortunate. In the future another option you could consider when the need to get the poison out strikes would be to call a cab or hire a personal driver perhaps. This would eliminate your restriction of outcalls to your residence you see.

Just something to consider for future escapades.

 

[jcuhna]

Man..........I love this forum because you guys really crack the shit out of my system with all the new terms LMAO