They should have had pitchforks and attacked VanceRUbble
They may as well take their weapons into Ukraine and
pitchfork Russian invaders. That will show Vance what
a coward he is for not going to Russia to ski.
Some of Napoleon's soldiers captured by Russian peasants while foraging
on their retreat from Moscow in 1812 were pitchforked. Pitchforking enemies
is in the blood of Russians. Good to do to them what they did to others.
