Jade Spa

[Mike62]

A change in my car pool route has taken me past the Jade Spa on Bank street, and I have been thinking about trying it. Today I did, and it was a Mistake.
The price is average for an MP $65 for one hour, plus $40 for the HJ. Now the bad news. The girl was only average looking, quite plain actually. The massage was purely mechanical, and there was no pre flip stimulation of the boys, due to the fact that there was a thick towel wrapped around my butt. On the flip, the massage was still mechanical, the release patheticly boring, and to top it all off, it was freezing COLD. Memo to Jade Spa, its February in Ottawa, time to turn the heat on. We're lying on a table totally naked, you might be wearing clothes (and thats another issue, no topless?) but we arent.
Repeat? NO, I have no desire to explain where I got my latest cold.

 

[SpringChicken]

Tough luck. Coco at Jade Spa is a high quality MPA, though options are limited.

 

[yak2432]

I'll give Mike62 one thing, her TOFTT many times for us and posts his reviews whether good or bad on the boards.

 

[Bluenose]

I went once a few years ago when they opened and had a so-so time with a young cutie. It was decent enough that I went back a year later, saw this coco granny people were raving about here, got scared off and am done with the place.

LOL!

Granny Coco might not look like much but she's got some of the best hands in the city.

 

[SpringChicken]

Coco Granny? Tough crowd! She's not THAT old, and she's attactive enough to these eyes.

 

[goose2ca]

I went to Jade once; it was a middle aged lady with braids; she was so clinical and brusque that I could not really get it up for the finish; she gave me an irritated look when I put my hand on her ass too! There is another one I tried at Bank and Gloucester; cute young girl at reception, but the masseuse is middleaged and so so looking.
On the other hand there was a nice cute girl at Angel's Touch on Bentley who I think was Filipina; it was a good experience.

 

[SpringChicken]

Anyone try 386 since it re-opened?

 

[OnTheWayOut]

While I won't defend her looks Coco is supremely skilled at both the massage and finish portions. If you want someone prettier go see Taylor at 508 Gladstone, skills are similar but even fewer options than Coco. Coco is a sweetheart and hell of an MA. And younger than me ..... by a day or 2 maybe. LOL ..... call me Gramps

Lily at Jade (owner) is somewhat scary looking but she gave me one hell of a massage ...... but her finish was almost brutally ambitious. yikes, hadn't thought about that in a while ....

 

[ladez1st]

Lily at Jade (owner) is somewhat scary looking but she gave me one hell of a massage ...... but her finish was almost brutally ambitious. yikes, hadn't thought about that in a while ....

lol I know the kind you mean. There are a couple of ladies adept at this particular technique... You are going to cum NOW, even if I have to beat it out of you.

 

[Bluenose]

At least Coco has technique, which I can't say about that place on Gladstone...

I wonder who you saw at Gladstone. It couldn't have been Taylor, she's stunningly beautiful and has marvelous technique.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Taylor does work at Shangrila but is usually there daytime until @4, at least she used to last I heard. She wouldn't be the destroyer you saw LOL

 

[stevobeavo]

Hey Fellas, just moved here from Van on a temp position in the Capital. I stopped in @ Jade recently and had a massage. To my surprise there was no happy ending! IS this common here or should I be clearer when I check in. I'm used to getting full service with the attendants in Van w/o having to ask before. Perhaps there's some better Asian shops you could PM? Thx Steve

 

[SpringChicken]

Did you ask for a happy ending or not? When you're at a location known for happy endings (do your research) don't be afraid to ask, but only once you're in the room. Not every MA will reel off a list of menu options unless there is a clear indication that you are interested (boner, moan, hint, demand).

 

[SpringChicken]

386 Bank (at James) has been a good spot for me in the past. I suggest you try that and let us know how it goes.

 

[stevobeavo]

boner

duh.. I thought that was the giveaway! but thanks mate, I'll check that place out

 

[trichome]

386 Bank (at James) has been a good spot for me in the past. I suggest you try that and let us know how it goes.

I thought Bank and James closed over a year ago. Is someone new there now?

 

[SpringChicken]

Yes, it's open again. I don't know much more than that however.

 

[stevobeavo]

Hey Trich, you got yourself a real west coast name! Tell you all what I'm gonna chuff some of that horny weed and head over to Bank later this week, will report back fellas.

 

[Bluenose]

Jade Spa has been hit or miss. I've been there before and left without a finish but it depends on who you see. Coco has always been great, both for the massage and the finish. Just don't expect anything more than the basic finish and, as described above, she's not a young hottie.

My experience in Ottawa (and I've been to pretty much all the AMPs) is that occasionally they'll just finish you off by hand without asking. More often they'll ask you what you'd like. If you ask them what's on the menu they tend to be a little coy and just say handjob. If you ask for bj or fs, some will say yes and some won't. Some places seem very strict about no-bj no-fs, at other places it depends on the girl, and at some, they all do.