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Its hunting season!

tboy

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speaking of ducks, bobby was really poor and lived in the sticks. So his mom said they needed money so they had to take their duck to town and sell it.

So she sends bobby off with the duck.

Bobby is walking into town and sees this hot streetwalker. The streetwalker says: hey, you're a strapping young boy, how'd you like to have some fun?

Bobby says: I don't have any money!

The streetwalker says: well, I'll take your duck.

So they do the deed in the bushes beside the road. After his sog, the sw says: Bobby, you're so good, I'll give you your duck back if you do me again.

So bobby does her again.

Just as he's about to finish, a big semi comes blasting down the road, sees them in the bushes and honks his big air horn, scaring the duck, and smack, runs it over.

The truck stops and bobby runs over to the duck all upset. So upset that the trucker gives him $100.00 just to shut him up.

So bobby goes home and his mom asks: so? how'd you make out?

Bobby says:

I gotta fuck for a duck
A duck for a fuck
and a hundred bucks for a fucked up duck!!!
 
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