Oldie but a goodie................
One day I go to Toronto and stay in bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast, I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss on plate, you sonna ma bitch ! I don't even know lady, ana she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana tell me fa cough ! , fa cough! - I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH ! Later I go to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place , the waitress she bringa me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock- She tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna ma bitch- I not even know lady, ana she call me Sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my hotel room, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet, he tell me to go to toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on bed. He say you betta not sheet on bed you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know man ana he call me Sonna ma bitch !
I go to check out of Hotel and man at desk he say peace to you. I say peace on you too !, you sonna ma bitch ! I go back to Italy!!!
One day I go to Toronto and stay in bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast, I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss on plate, you sonna ma bitch ! I don't even know lady, ana she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana tell me fa cough ! , fa cough! - I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH ! Later I go to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place , the waitress she bringa me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock- She tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna ma bitch- I not even know lady, ana she call me Sonna ma bitch. So, I go back to my hotel room, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet, he tell me to go to toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on bed. He say you betta not sheet on bed you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know man ana he call me Sonna ma bitch !
I go to check out of Hotel and man at desk he say peace to you. I say peace on you too !, you sonna ma bitch ! I go back to Italy!!!
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