It has come to this...

[DATYdude]

As many of your know, I'm a lawyer.

So I'm sitting here, drafting a document called a "mutual release"

and the more I read or write the words "mutual release"

the hornier I get.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

 

[Bella6969]

ahahahahah,, you so have my mind going now

 

[Svend]

Bella wants a peek in my briefs.

 

[canbreathethroughearsmale]

She want to be the bailiff that cuffs you up when the judge charges you with contempt of court

 

[Svend]

She only applied for that job because she heard about the hung juries.

 

[LancsLad]

Bella was confused. She thought a perk of being on a jury was that she got to choose four men.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

As many of your know, I'm a lawyer.

So I'm sitting here, drafting a document called a "mutual release" and the more I read or write the words "mutual release" the hornier I get.

If it makes you feel any better, I had to negotiate a "Full and Final Release" today. I almost started crying at THAT thought....

 

[LancsLad]

If it makes you feel any better, I had to negotiate a "Full and Final Release" today. I almost started crying at THAT thought....

Hopefully the pages didn't stick as you sealed the deal.

 

[xarir]

So I'm sitting here, drafting a document called a "mutual release"

So what are you doing posting on TERB? Get back to work you lazy ass!

 

[Viewer]

ahahahahah,, you so have my mind going now

Hey Bella, let's you and me get together for some lawyer stuff.... maybe negotiate a little mutual release... waddya say?

 

[Moet]

lol maybe I should stick to The Lounge...

 

[LancsLad]

God, the puns tonight are terrible....

This is an escort board right so we are talking about solicitors.


I'm not even a lawyer and I got called to the bar.


Never use a "practising" attorney, always make sure they've figured out how to do it for real.


The lawyer with the small penis kept telling the ladies, its not the meat its the "motion".


Finally,what did you do with GB?

 

[Bella6969]

This thread is still making me laugh ... I dont know what it is ... lol

mutal releases ? hmmmm maybe LOL

 

[jimmyt]

Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A; A good start

Anyone else have one?

BTW; My brother is a Corporate Lawyer, therefore i can tell these jokes as most of them came from him

 

[LancsLad]

Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


A doberman.

 

[papasmerf]

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator, it would be a good idea to just leave them there.