It's the proverbial Dark and Stormy night ( add temperatures of minus 20 )and I'm finally ensconced in a wonderful hotel room , complete with fireplace , in old Montreal . I have 2 bottles of vintage wine for which I have trudged two blocks and back through the poorly cleared snowbanks to obtain .
Showered , shaved and dressed and watching a little TV while I'm waiting for one of my favourite ladies to arrive in about an hour . Phone rings ....it's her and it's bad news . She has to cancel because the water pipes have burst in the apartment above her etc etc. So sorry but what can you do . She asks me to lunch the next day as she knows how much I look forward to seeing her and feels somewhat badly . At this hour and in this weather I know that this means I will be spending the evening alone .
I hang up the phone just in time to catch the last ten minutes of the Seinfeld rerun that was on .....yes , you guessed it , it was the infamous " Master of Your Domain " episode .
Showered , shaved and dressed and watching a little TV while I'm waiting for one of my favourite ladies to arrive in about an hour . Phone rings ....it's her and it's bad news . She has to cancel because the water pipes have burst in the apartment above her etc etc. So sorry but what can you do . She asks me to lunch the next day as she knows how much I look forward to seeing her and feels somewhat badly . At this hour and in this weather I know that this means I will be spending the evening alone .
I hang up the phone just in time to catch the last ten minutes of the Seinfeld rerun that was on .....yes , you guessed it , it was the infamous " Master of Your Domain " episode .