Isabelle at Michener Spa

[Bobzilla]

Well, after the debate this week between calloway & me, I thought perhaps I had been a little too close-minded about Michener Spa, so after having a few brown pops on Friday afternoon, I thought I owed it to them to actually have a session before passing judgment.

Saw Isabelle, a tall blonde, cute, nice rack, a little chunky around the waist, but what the hell.

Paid $120 for a BS, what I got wasn't a BS. While laying on my front, she rubbed her tits on my back for a grand total of 2 minutes. After the flip, I was looking forward to finishing there because they were very nice, everything else aside. Unfortunately, they were never brought near Mr. Happy after the flip, she finished me with a HJ.

Total rip-off! The services I got would have cost $60 anywhere else.

So, in summary:

Strike #1: No pics or at least descriptions of attendants
Strike #2: My wasted time episode last week
Strike #3: Charging for a BS that isn't a BS

My suggestion: send Isabelle to see how Lana/Mila at Riviera in Hamilton does a BS. Now THAT'S a hot Russian woman who knows what she's doing.

As to Michener, the best I can say is the interior was nice. Guess it would mean more if I was a reporter for an interior decor magazine. Will never return.

PS: Happy now, calloway?

 

[mariola95]

Surprise surprise surprise.

 

[calloway]

PS: Happy now, calloway?

It's not a matter of me being happy for you Bobzilla... I'm not your father. You obviously didn't enjoy your session with Isabelle... nothing more and nothing less. I've also had a couple crappy sessions at Michener a few years back and stayed away until recently.

I've been to many MP's... incalls and outcalls where one girl may disappoint me. Does that mean the entire place is shit? If that was the case... most places by your definition would be shit. One perfect example would be in your apparent favourite hobbying town. Have you been to the Russian Afina Spa on Main? There are a couple great ladies and the rest are useless.

Maybe you don't have the chance to hobby much... but MPA's are not robots that do everything exactly the same way for every client. There's a term some hobbyists use called YMMV.

But as a lover of EE women... I look forward to having a session with your #1 recommendation when I'm in Hamilton this week and will report back on what a real BS supposedly is... by your apparent definition.

 

[Bobzilla]

It's not a matter of me being happy for you Bobzilla... I'm not your father. You obviously didn't enjoy your session with Isabelle... nothing more and nothing less. I've also had a couple crappy sessions at Michener a few years back and stayed away until recently.

I've been to many MP's... incalls and outcalls where one girl may disappoint me. Does that mean the entire place is shit? If that was the case... most places by your definition would be shit. One perfect example would be in your apparent favourite hobbying town. Have you been to the Russian Afina Spa on Main? There are a couple great ladies and the rest are useless.

Maybe you don't have the chance to hobby much... but MPA's are not robots that do everything exactly the same way for every client. There's a term some hobbyists use called YMMV.

But as a lover of EE women... I look forward to having a session with your #1 recommendation when I'm in Hamilton this week and will report back on what a real BS supposedly is... by your apparent definition.

Holy crap...you really are a piece of work. I meant to use a different 4 letter word there, but I digress. Kindly point out where I said that all MP's are "robots", or where I indicated that you're my father (??!!). I'm not a newbie, in case you hadn't noticed.

Don't put words in my mouth. If you can't resist that temptation, then go screw yourself.

Regards,
Bobzilla

 

[calloway]

Isn't it rather obvious what you did or did not say? The last thing I would ever want to do is put words in your mouth Bobzilla... trust me.

 

[Dugath]

Isn't it rather obvious what you did or did not say? The last thing I would ever want to do is put words in your mouth Bobzilla... trust me.

It seems to me you were blaming Calloway for some reason or another. It's not his job to tell you what to do. He can give suggestions, its up to to take them or not. He has given me some good suggestions before. Just because you don't end up happy do not take it out on someone else. I am the king of getting crappy service lol, I just have my self to blame hehe.

 

[justhavingfun]

It seems to me you were blaming Calloway for some reason or another. It's not his job to tell you what to do. He can give suggestions, its up to to take them or not. He has given me some good suggestions before. Just because you don't end up happy do not take it out on someone else. I am the king of getting crappy service lol, I just have my self to blame hehe.

I agree totally!

... after having a few brown pops...

A lot of girls in the business are YMMV. As well, many have said to me in the past that they do not enjoy working nights as they often have to deal with guys who come in after drinking. I may be totally off by speculating that this was the situation with Isabelle, and I apologize Bobzilla if I am wrong, however its possible that perhaps Isabelle was affected by the pops. Or maybe she was having a bad day as she has received positive reviews in the past.

 

[Bobzilla]

Isn't it rather obvious what you did or did not say? The last thing I would ever want to do is put words in your mouth Bobzilla... trust me.

It is rather obvious what I said. So then why put words in my mouth when it's allegedly the "last thing I would ever want to do"?

Answer: because you're a knob.

Don't bother responding. Try looking for some meaningless top ten list instead.

 

[calloway]

Try looking for some meaningless top ten list instead.

I'm just coming up with another meaningless top ten and guess what? You're in it.

 

[dj1470]

Calloway is a great source for me for recommendations and questions. He has helped me time and time again with answers. Bobzilla, you , I assume, asked him for a recommendation. He recommended Isabel. You saw her. It sucked for you. I feel your pain. I too have been disappointed at MP's. But to attack the person who was kind enough to talk to you and make a recommendation is very childish. And no I am not defending Calloway. I am not his father. I am just trying to make a point. Just to even things out here: Calloway you are just a bad recommendationary bastard I hope that makes Bobzilla happy. 'nuf.

 

[bestillmehard]

Calloway has given information...key word given. Many lurk here and never offer a thing. Thanks for all you offer Calloway.

 

[magicmanofmassage]

I had been a little too close-minded

Nobody has to put words in your mouth dipshit...those are your words up above. You said it and I think you are 100% right!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Bobzilla]

Nobody has to put words in your mouth dipshit...those are your words up above. You said it and I think you are 100% right!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I was wondering how long before you'd ride in on your white horse to defend your lover's honour.

Clearly, reading comprehension isn't your strong point.

 

[Bobzilla]

Calloway is a great source for me for recommendations and questions. He has helped me time and time again with answers. Bobzilla, you , I assume, asked him for a recommendation. He recommended Isabel. You saw her. It sucked for you. I feel your pain. I too have been disappointed at MP's. But to attack the person who was kind enough to talk to you and make a recommendation is very childish. And no I am not defending Calloway. I am not his father. I am just trying to make a point. Just to even things out here: Calloway you are just a bad recommendationary bastard I hope that makes Bobzilla happy. 'nuf.

Well no, that's not exactly what happened. He didn't make any recommendation, & I quite frankly wouldn't trust any recommendation he made anyway.

What I'm pissed off about is how he sticks his nose into everything, unasked. Then, when I recognize he might have a point & go back to the spa, & STILL have a crappy time, he insinuates that I think every SP is a "robot". And he has the nerve to bring YMMV into it, as if I'm unfamiliar with the concept. Well, in this case, I paid for a bodyslide & didn't get a bodyslide, there's no YMMV to it. It's like paying for FS & getting a HJ only. His idiocy on these 2 points was uncalled for.

 

[Bobzilla]

I agree totally!

A lot of girls in the business are YMMV. As well, many have said to me in the past that they do not enjoy working nights as they often have to deal with guys who come in after drinking. I may be totally off by speculating that this was the situation with Isabelle, and I apologize Bobzilla if I am wrong, however its possible that perhaps Isabelle was affected by the pops. Or maybe she was having a bad day as she has received positive reviews in the past.

Well, it was around 6 p.m., not exactly late. I had had precisely 2 beers & did the gum thing all the way there. Had a shower before the session. Draw your own conclusions.

 

[Bobzilla]

I'm just coming up with another meaningless top ten and guess what? You're in it.

Ooh...if only I actually gave a rat's ass about your opinion...

Way to defend your hypocrisy...

 

[Dugath]

Well the solution was simple.. if you paid for a body slide and did not get one (did you pay before hand?) simple say to her..thats not a body slide, and tell her what you expect for the money you are paying or else you are not paying it can be said nicely and then hopefully everyone is happy. AHh oh well I just woke up I probably should just keep quiet

 

[calloway]

Here is a recap of Bobzilla's comments:

1. He paid $120 for a BS, what he apparently got wasn't a BS.
2. He thinks Isabelle's BS is a total rip-off.
3. According to him she has a "cute, nice rack, a little chunky around the waist"
4. He can get the services she offered him anywhere else for $60.
5. Michener Spa wasted his time last week.
6. His suggestion is to see Lana/Mila at Riviera in Hamilton to understand what a real BS is.

It's time to move on. Two different opinions about the same lady. I saw her and had a pretty good time. From my experiences locally...she wasn't the best but certainly wasn't the worst.

I will go to Hamilton this week to see what Lana/Mila is all about. I understand she's a 40-50 year old Russian with big natural boobs. For someone who thinks 30 year old Polish Isabelle is "chunky" around the waist... I wonder what a 50 year old Russian with big boobs may look like.

By the way... Michener did contact the both of us and offered a complimentary session. As I've done three previous times... I turned down their offer. I would assume Bobzilla will do the same.

At the end of the day this is all about bruised egos. He said his story and I said mine. Each of you can make your own opinion based of the information provided.

 

[mariola95]

Complimentary session?

Wonder if they would offer Me one? But then again I would turn it down also.
Too many MIWF's there to take a chance.

 

[Dugath]

Wish they would offer me one... perhaps to try to get me away from the Asian MP's (like that would happen lol)