Only half joking

Like if some popular ladies got 50+ gents to pre-book for an hour, maybe there would be a group discount.... (a la Groupon)
50+ guys to pre-book a popular girl for an hour to get a discount? Lol!! Nothing in that sentence even makes sense... pre-book in advance? That's prone to no-shows. Get them to pay in advance? Ya guys are really going to have $250+ tied up in a girl who may or may not still be in the country (50x$250 is quite a bit to live off of for a while!) Even if she is honest, if you're guy number 55, you're waiting several weeks for her to be available... For what?
Plus if she's popular, why would she need to offer discounts?
Maybe this hobby isn't for you if you're looking for discounts? SPs aren't cars at a dealership or a chair you're buying on kijiji... The price, whatever it is, is the price. There's plenty of options to satisfy every budget (maybe not groupon seekers though) so just shop around.
Thanks for the chuckle though... I'm on the way to the gym and needed a smile before I lift heavy stuff repeatedly