Is BENYLIN® Illegal?

So, I am full of this year's never-ending cold... again. I have never been as sick as I have been this winter. I think it's stress. It's keeping me from seeing SD because she won't love me if I'm dripping snot on her. Plus, heavy breathing makes me cough. A lot.

I think I might have overdosed on Benylin. I hear you're supposed to measure it with a spoon. Several times last night, I just guzzled from the bottle. Apparently more than I thought I did. This morning I discovered the bottle was almost empty. It was full last night. I have high blood pressure and my brain is tingling. Is this bad?

I can't feel my legs. I'm dizzy. My eyes won't focus. But I'm not coughing! I can't drive, so I'm staying home and playing on Terb. So far I've learned how to bleach an arsehole. Who knew....

I'm so stoned, porn holds no interest.

If you don't hear from me again, it's because I have died here on my couch. In my jammies. I know I'm sick because I'm wearing jammies. Otherwise, I'd be, well, not in jammies. And at work.

Now I know what they mean about taking a Benylin Day. They're fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmYXBk-N6dQ
 
Twinklegirl said:
I don't think Benylin is illegal, but when you focus again can you bleach my asshole for me?
Is that why they call you "Twinklegirl"? Twinkle, twinkle little (pink) star...

I don't think I would be qualified to do that, but here is a link with a load of useful information about DIY bum bleaching. I really had no idea that such an industry existed. I gotta get out more... :rolleyes:

http://www.bleachbum.com/
 

Hurricane Hank

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Stoo said:
So to speak...

Does Benylin bleach assholes? If it does, I must look like Casper the Friendly Ghost by now...
i don't know if it bleaches assholes, but it sure makes them funny! :D
 
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