Iran's sex toys programme more advanced than thought?

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Iran's sex toy's program more advanced than thought?

Iran's first vibrating dildo product launch at a home-grown sex show last week has left observers puzzled over just how it was done. Was the vibrator powered by a feeble battery pushed to its limits, or has Iran's secretive sex toys program managed to develop a far more advanced computer chip enabled vibrator without anyone noticing? The answer will affect how soon the country might actually achieve its stated goal of providing actual orgasms for Iranian women.

Iran launched its vibrating dildo - called Omid, or "Hope" - on 2 February. According to the Iranian media by using such a device this could be the first time in history that an Iranian man might actually succeed in pleasing an Iranian woman. Previously Iran has had to turn to foreigners for this service.

Foreign sex professionals and amateur models have been following the device's progess, which is expected to vibrate in much the same way that Wesern vibrators do.

At first it was thought that the dildo was similar to Western dildos or vibrators, which are simple devices with no onboard intelligence, which simply vibrate when switched on. Iranian women are known to have secretly imported many of these devices in the past from the West.

But evidence has begun to emerge that the Iranian dildo may be more advanced than this. Amateur obsevers report that this particular device has online capabilities, with some sort of artificial intelligence having been built in, suggesting it is more advanced than Western versions.

Members of the online forum TERB have reported that the device has been logging on to the internet and posting articles on sex related web forums, such as escort review boards. Apparently the dildo has been using the username "Persis" to upload articles relating to its home country, Iran.
 
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Inferno

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ROFLMAO!!! :D

Thanks for the laugh, fuji.

If only the dildo had a stealth function...
 

gramage

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LOL!

Here's hoping Iran stays out of the sex toy business. They start making Dildo's Texas will invade Iran on its own, whether the feds declare war or not.
 

Asterix

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Persis is partial to the ones shaped like little rockets. What say we all chip in and get him one.
 

LancsLad

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Asterix said:
Persis is partial to the ones shaped like little rockets. What say we all chip in and get him one.


Be cheaper to get him a toy gerbil and a firecracker.




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The Houdini

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Asterix said:
Persis is partial to the ones shaped like little rockets. What say we all chip in and get him one.
Fuck that,

Persis deserves the 360 degree bristle brush for a dildo.
 

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DonQuixote said:
They should export them to Israel to expand multi-cultural awareness. Israeli women would rise up against their government's intentions of attacking Iran for fear of destroying the manufacturing factories. I can foresee peace and love sweeping the region.
Why would Israeli women use Iranian sex toys when they can buy the best devices from around the world?

You see, Israeli women possess something that very few Muslim women do: freedom.
 

LancsLad

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Inferno said:
Why would Israeli women use Iranian sex toys when they can buy the best devices from around the world?

You see, Israeli women possess something that very few Muslim women do: freedom.



And to a large degree , clitoris's also.




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peteeey

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Further testing has proven that these sex toys are also pleasing to camels.
 

The Houdini

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peteeey said:
Further testing has proven that these sex toys are also pleasing to camels.
You guys are too much. Thanks for the audible LMAO.
 

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Inferno said:
True dat. In Israel, only the males are circumscised.

That is why Jewish men are the most optimistic men in the world. They cut it off before they know how long it's going to be.
 

LancsLad

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peteeey said:
Further testing has proven that these sex toys are also pleasing to camels.


Word has it that the arabistanian said he would walk a mile for a camel. two miles if it swallowed.:D




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Does that statement come out of your personal experience :) .
bro don't bother with this guy "Nemesis_2007"..
he tried to debate with me for a first time and I trashed him with logic and reasoning so bad.. that he now turned into an idiotic joker-poster-boy....pity him and let him be ..
he will eventually run out of steam..
 

LancsLad

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Secret_Admirer said:
I am with you bro. The recent technological advances in the Islamic Republic of Iran has made Israel worshipper sh**ing in their pants and that is why I came back to the board after a few days and I see so many anti-Iran and Iran bashing posts. Even attacking Iranian women (Cowards) . The fact is that we are here and we are fu***ing their women.

Let have the bombs and a thousand of them and the system to deliver them too. Israel is only 2000 km away. And England only 5000 km.


How long would the trip take by camel???


Do you jockey for position???



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