Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says: "Barack Obama gives great head, but I'm s

[Nemesis_2007]

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says: "Barack Obama gives great head, but I'm s

New York, NY - Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told the press how much he enjoyed his private back room session with Barack Obama. He greeted the press corp with a big grin afterwards as he thanked all the Democrats for making his New York trip a rousing success.

"Yes, Barack is my Sunni bitch now and I cannot thank Allah enough for allowing me such good fortune!"

The secret meet fest was arranged by a liberal website and was arranged as a way to help relax international tensions. George Soros claimed, 'It sure relaxed Mr.Ahmadinejad. Now he wants us to give him a few Pointers!'

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims he's hadn't had this much fun since Hugo Chavez visited Tehran and they visited the children's orphanage looking for a special little boy!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i41156

 

[LancsLad]

I don"t know about you guys but I am tired of Iran and Isreal threads all over. There are over 100 other countries to have political discussions.

Agree, nuke the freaken frogs too.



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[LancsLad]

Why we don't just nuke you and the whole world will be by far a better place to live.

No can do, I'm one of "us". The good guys.


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[LancsLad]

Yes there were plenty of "us" in Natzi Germany and they are now all serving time in hell. Until eternity.

We kicked their ass too, and they are Europeans, you lot are no real concern if we decide to 'ave a go. Pound sand while you can, it will be glass soon.



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[Asterix]

Always nice to see Lancslad make new friends.

 

[LancsLad]

Always nice to see Lancslad make new friends.

Not here for that.


I'm here for the free drinks coupons, puns and to wind up third world posers.


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[LancsLad]

And you will be all ashes soon. Just wait for our nukes a year or two.

You just proved that Apes are not only in the Islamic republic. I can see what they mean now (the reason for their hatrate for you lot).

Thats my point exactly. Once you muslame terrorists think you have the upper hand you will strike at civilization.


Thats why I advocate that we take the trash out now, while we can.




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[LancsLad]

You are the trash and just look into mirror you see the devil who is old, fat, and defeated. A real loser full of hate. Your fucked up civilization is based on hate and destruction and you can shove it up your ***.

Temper, temper there terrorist one.


you don't want to blow up early.




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[LancsLad]

No temper at all. I was all cool when I was stating the facts about you. And you know it.

Really.


You seem agitated. headband too tight perhaps???


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