Interns needed immediately!

Sardonicus

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TBP updater needed as soon as possible.

Our IT dept. has been reconoitered to focus on rolling out our premium subscription sites and the completion of artwork/packaging for our new product line of DVD's, streaming content, and print/promotional collaterals to compliment the aforementioned soft consumable products.

As such, we are short-staffed and in need of additional tech support. Basic HTML/Dreamweaver knowledge required. Willing to train. Work from home part time (1 to 2 hours/day - 3 days/week)

1 month internship, after which you will be paid a flat rate for services rendered.

Do not pm me. Please send e-mail quiry to sardonicus@the-blue-pages.com
 
Sardonicus said:

1 month internship, after which you will be paid a flat rate for services rendered.
What he means is that after your one month internship you will be considered for employment at a predetermined weekly salary.

Rendering services is appreciated but not required.... and if you're a guy, its absolutely prohibited. :-)
 
Sardonicus said:
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Our IT dept. has been reconoitered to focus on rolling out our premium subscription sites and the completion of artwork/packaging for our new product line of DVD's, streaming content, and print/promotional collaterals to compliment the aforementioned soft consumable products.

Basic HTML/Dreamweaver knowledge required. Willing to train. Work from home part time (1 to 2 hours/day - 3 days/week)

SARDONICUS......


After our last gig together I find myself weaving dreams, is that what you mean? Send April back and we can fill another two hours of eroticism!!!!

Dani(I told you I would knock your socks off!)
 
Now do you belive me when I said I had a real cute toy for you to play with? *lol*

BTW, my editor has informed me that the Chroma key insert will be a piece of cake (notice how I refrained from using the word insertion? - inside joke only Dani would understand...).

April will soon be outfitted with her very own custom on/off switch and battery pack (albeit if only on video). ;)
 
Internship working from home? even i pay my interns......... and they work with me on site or in my studio....
 
Sardonicus said:
Now do you belive me when I said I had a real cute toy for you to play with? *lol*

BTW, my editor has informed me that the Chroma key insert will be a piece of cake (notice how I refrained from using the word insertion? - inside joke only Dani would understand...).

April will soon be outfitted with her very own custom on/off switch and battery pack (albeit if only on video). ;)

Yes she was a real "TOY" I am still dreaming LOL
 
Sardonicus said:


1 month internship, after which you will be paid a flat rate for services rendered.


anybody that works for free under the guise of an 'internship' is a fool

in fact i've never even heard of a non-paying internship unless it had something to do with a school assignment at a hospital or community service as a result of a sentencing from a judge

nice try though
 
Re: Re: Interns needed immediately!

gypsy said:
anybody that works for free under the guise of an 'internship' is a fool

in fact i've never even heard of a non-paying internship unless it had something to do with a school assignment at a hospital or community service as a result of a sentencing from a judge

nice try though

I have the feeling that Monica may be a willling participant..Call the Doctor..


Dani(home schooled)
 
Entertainment companies do it all the time. Check Eye Weekly ads. They're always looking for interns and they don't pay either. Nice try loser. Still smarting from the "Boiler Room" comment I threw at ya, I see. *lol*

Go back to spamming unsuspecting people and trying for free advertising on sites like Terb. You seem to be good at it seeing as ya haven't gotten reamed for it yet.
 
Sardonicus said:
Entertainment companies do it all the time. Check Eye Weekly ads. They're always looking for interns and they don't pay either. Nice try loser. Still smarting from the "Boiler Room" comment I threw at ya, I see. *lol*

Go back to spamming unsuspecting people and trying for free advertising on sites like Terb. You seem to be good at it seeing as ya haven't gotten reamed for it yet.

This is true. Interns at eye are not paid. They do it for the experience and references that they can put on their resume.

I would never do it... but facts are facts.
 
Sardonicus said:


Go back to spamming unsuspecting people and trying for free advertising on sites like Terb. You seem to be good at it seeing as ya haven't gotten reamed for it yet.

Idiot, I get your spams for your so-called 'parties' almost every damn week.
 
TheNiteHwk said:
This is true. Interns at eye are not paid. They do it for the experience and references that they can put on their resume.

I would never do it... but facts are facts.

Point taken, but the site in question gets about a dozen hits a day and is hardly known outside of of this thread, so I'm not sure if it would be considered 'experience' enough to put on a resume not to be laughed out of any job interview.
 
I recommend that anybody that received SPAM from info@masqueradeentertainment.ca to forward the message with all headers to abuse@candidhosting.com

You really are a rookie Sardonicus, mailing off their server, I called them and they are not happy. Better start looking for backup hosting moron. :D
 
I recommend that anybody that received SPAM from info@masqueradeentertainment.ca to forward the message with all headers to abuse@candidhosting.com

You really are a rookie Sardonicus, mailing off their server, I called them and they are not happy. Better start looking for backup hosting moron.


That's pretty rich coming from a boiler room man, but I digress. *lol* Take it up with Angelina. I have nothing to do with the day to day business of that site. Nice try though. Sorry for your lack of intrepid skills.

Point taken, but the site in question gets about a dozen hits a day and is hardly known outside of of this thread, so I'm not sure if it would be considered 'experience' enough to put on a resume not to be laughed out of any job interview.

Got a burr up your ass? You're so farkin' transparent your veins are showing. The one pulsing from the side of your forehead, that is. *lol*

I got an idea for ya! Why don't ya send an e-mail to everyone in porn valley and tell therm that too!

Jealous dude? I can certainly understand... but I digress. It's a rough job but someone's gotta do it. Too bad you didn't think of it first, huh?

BTW., Was that a twitch I saw?
 
To all of you who had responded, I will reply once I get back to Toronto. I've been overwhelmed with all the developments that have been going on. As such I'll be needing assistance more than ever now. My apologies for not responding sooner.

It's been hell trying to find a WiFi signal here and only recently did we discover hi-speed in the house that we rented on this trip. Exacerbating matters was the fact that I simply didn't have enough time to seek out and visit an internet cafe on top of doing all that I had to do on this particular trip.