Decided to take the plunge and see Candy the other week. She advertises @ www.happyhedonist.com she has pictures their too.
Phoned her up to ask about price etc. She was pleasant to talk too on the phone.
$100 for half and $150 for an hour (I think). I went with the half as I normally do to when I see someone the first time. She said she could see me immediately if I wished. Great I thought and booked to see he in 30 min.
He in call location is maybe a km north of the O.C.
Got to the location and it was a typical older Oshawa bungalow that looked like it had been rented out to people for the past 20 years.
I parked down the street a little bit and walked to the house and knocked.
Candy opened the door and let me in. In her ad she said she is 30. I'd say more like 38/39. I won't go into detail about her looks. She has different pics on that site anyway. That being said I think the pictures look better than she actually does.
Her room mate Sunny was their too. She also advertises on that site. She is early 40's, overweight and weathered looking. I don't recommend seeing her. She was watching TV snuggled into some shifty looking dude. She smiled at me and said ..."hi, don't mind us".
"OK I wont"...I said laughing slightly.
The shifty dude said nothing and just starred at me.
To the bedroom we went. Immediately she wanted to take care of business.
Fine.
She started to undress and I immediately noticed she had a flabby mommy tummy. Her tits are a bit saggy too. She has a tattoo on her right breast, one on her arm and one on her hip. Generic looking ones she picked off the wall at the tattoo shop 20 years ago I would say. Unicorns and flowers. She has an eyebrow pierced too.
She asked what I wanted to do. What I wanted to do I thought. I'm not here to play checkers. I want to bang ya I suppose I thought to myself.
"We can start with a BJ "... I said smiling.
"Ok"...she said as she reached for the rubber on the dresser.
CBJ. I cant really get into CBJs. But thats her practice so CBJ it is.
It was OK nothing great. After about 5 mins of this I am starting to realize I am not that into her. This session was going to be mechanical by the way she was operating so far. I like a little chemistry or more of a gfe experience.
I asked her to get on top at first. She rode me for 2 or 3 mins. then mish for maybe 5. I stopped then nicely asked her to turn around. For sum doggy style.
Then it happened. That question that drives me nuts...
"Are you going to cum?"
At this point I am like 12 mins into the half.
"Ya thats my plan"...I said with a slight laugh. But that question annoys me when an Sp says that. Especially when I am not even getting close to the end of the session.
I was going at it from behind for a couple of mins. but realized the big finish wasn't going to happen now. The mood had been spoiled for me.
I pulled out and lay-ed on my back and pulled off the rubber. I finished myself off thinking of someone else as she played with my boys.
She handed me a box of baby wipes and she started to get dressed.
Guess that meant no shower for me. Thats fine. I kind of just wanted to get dressed and go.
She escorted me through the house to the front door. Walking thought the kitchen the clock said 7:18. I walked into the house @ 7:00 on the nose.
I saw what the rush for me to blow my load was.
Sunny had dinner ready.
They had a nice looking ham on the counter top. Then the cat jumps on the counter, walks on the counter and starts sniffing the ham.
Candy says or does nothing to the cat.
She says I can call her anytime.
I will not call her again.
In conclusion Candy was a disappointment for me. A mechanical come in, blow your load then get out experience. She was never bitchy or anything like that just mechanical and a clock watcher. I would say she is an ex stripper like OP said Sunny is.
Ya know that workin' it thing they have. Get the money then move on to the next guy strippers do. I know all Sp's are just doing it for the $$$ of course, but many other ladies I've seen don't make it seem so obvious. Ya know what I mean?
That concludes my experience with Sunny as seen though my eyes.
Looks- 6.5/10
Attitude-4/10
Hygiene-10/10
DATY- didn't partake or ask
BBBJ- cbj with me
GFE- no
Kissing- no
Greek- doubt it very much
Tattoos-yes
Piercings-eyebrow
Smoker- didn't smell smoke
Pets- yes a cat that walks on the counter top and sniffs their dinner
Recommend- no
Repeat- no
Phoned her up to ask about price etc. She was pleasant to talk too on the phone.
$100 for half and $150 for an hour (I think). I went with the half as I normally do to when I see someone the first time. She said she could see me immediately if I wished. Great I thought and booked to see he in 30 min.
He in call location is maybe a km north of the O.C.
Got to the location and it was a typical older Oshawa bungalow that looked like it had been rented out to people for the past 20 years.
I parked down the street a little bit and walked to the house and knocked.
Candy opened the door and let me in. In her ad she said she is 30. I'd say more like 38/39. I won't go into detail about her looks. She has different pics on that site anyway. That being said I think the pictures look better than she actually does.
Her room mate Sunny was their too. She also advertises on that site. She is early 40's, overweight and weathered looking. I don't recommend seeing her. She was watching TV snuggled into some shifty looking dude. She smiled at me and said ..."hi, don't mind us".
"OK I wont"...I said laughing slightly.
The shifty dude said nothing and just starred at me.
To the bedroom we went. Immediately she wanted to take care of business.
Fine.
She started to undress and I immediately noticed she had a flabby mommy tummy. Her tits are a bit saggy too. She has a tattoo on her right breast, one on her arm and one on her hip. Generic looking ones she picked off the wall at the tattoo shop 20 years ago I would say. Unicorns and flowers. She has an eyebrow pierced too.
She asked what I wanted to do. What I wanted to do I thought. I'm not here to play checkers. I want to bang ya I suppose I thought to myself.
"We can start with a BJ "... I said smiling.
"Ok"...she said as she reached for the rubber on the dresser.
CBJ. I cant really get into CBJs. But thats her practice so CBJ it is.
It was OK nothing great. After about 5 mins of this I am starting to realize I am not that into her. This session was going to be mechanical by the way she was operating so far. I like a little chemistry or more of a gfe experience.
I asked her to get on top at first. She rode me for 2 or 3 mins. then mish for maybe 5. I stopped then nicely asked her to turn around. For sum doggy style.
Then it happened. That question that drives me nuts...
"Are you going to cum?"
At this point I am like 12 mins into the half.
"Ya thats my plan"...I said with a slight laugh. But that question annoys me when an Sp says that. Especially when I am not even getting close to the end of the session.
I was going at it from behind for a couple of mins. but realized the big finish wasn't going to happen now. The mood had been spoiled for me.
I pulled out and lay-ed on my back and pulled off the rubber. I finished myself off thinking of someone else as she played with my boys.
She handed me a box of baby wipes and she started to get dressed.
Guess that meant no shower for me. Thats fine. I kind of just wanted to get dressed and go.
She escorted me through the house to the front door. Walking thought the kitchen the clock said 7:18. I walked into the house @ 7:00 on the nose.
I saw what the rush for me to blow my load was.
Sunny had dinner ready.
They had a nice looking ham on the counter top. Then the cat jumps on the counter, walks on the counter and starts sniffing the ham.
Candy says or does nothing to the cat.
She says I can call her anytime.
I will not call her again.
In conclusion Candy was a disappointment for me. A mechanical come in, blow your load then get out experience. She was never bitchy or anything like that just mechanical and a clock watcher. I would say she is an ex stripper like OP said Sunny is.
Ya know that workin' it thing they have. Get the money then move on to the next guy strippers do. I know all Sp's are just doing it for the $$$ of course, but many other ladies I've seen don't make it seem so obvious. Ya know what I mean?
That concludes my experience with Sunny as seen though my eyes.
Looks- 6.5/10
Attitude-4/10
Hygiene-10/10
DATY- didn't partake or ask
BBBJ- cbj with me
GFE- no
Kissing- no
Greek- doubt it very much
Tattoos-yes
Piercings-eyebrow
Smoker- didn't smell smoke
Pets- yes a cat that walks on the counter top and sniffs their dinner
Recommend- no
Repeat- no
