Independant Masseuse (certified) located on Hamilton Mtn

[daty]

I can't review her yet BUT will VERY soon
in the meanwhile I promised to create this thread for her

have a great DAtY




these are her words:

Independant Masseuse (certified) located on Hamilton Mtn



I am sexy and somewhat chubbie..probably 30 lbs overweight .....beautiful large chest/nipples (40C natural)....great ass/legs ....i give a FABULOUS full-body massage...please dont mind my off-wall sense of humour though

gotta give own review!!

Please feel free to message me or call me for an appointment /pics
Guaranteed Satisfaction (of OWN abilities)

Always w/a smile
Take care

secret_touch
905 388 3205
secret_touch@msn.com



These are her words i just pasted them here BUT I AM SEXY AND CHUBBY TOO LOL

 

[Chukit]

Tried

calling earlier in the week - no answer, no message machine. Sent an e-mail, e-mail addy rejected.
Have seen her before, an excellent massage with the desired finish but tough to contact.

 

[Trelew]

Got an email reply from her last night...she is chubby. Her rates are 25/45. She use to work on Catherine St in the downtown core last Summer.

 

[icewater]

I got a reply from her too...
make sure you put an "_" between secret and touch
secret_touch@msn.com

 

[daty]

E-mails

Patience guys ....she says she is getting a high volume of e-mails....
PLEASE be fair .... don't wear her out before I can get there mon or tuesday and i promise a review eithert way



have a great DAtY

 

[Jenn_angel]

Re: E-mails

Patience guys ....she says she is getting a high volume of e-mails....
PLEASE be fair .... don't wear her out before I can get there mon or tuesday and i promise a review eithert way



have a great DAtY

I am so disappointed... Oh well...

 

[icewater]

Jenn, why are you so disappointed????? Was that because of DATY??? LOL

 

[Jenn_angel]

Jenn, why are you so disappointed????? Was that because of DATY??? LOL

Yep... LOL... He kept posting he would see me in K-W... Then he asked in a post about London... And now with me being in this area... I get passed over... LMAO!

 

[Knave]

Relax Cat

Relax Cat:
I thought a masseuse trys at help folks relax. You’ve only been on the board a couple of days and you’re into a piss-fight already. IMHO, you might want to cut some slack here. So the guy thought he knew you, and had an email problem (worse has been said) – correct him and move on.
Aggression isn’t the hallmark of a great masseuse. Guys gota lay naked on a massage table, thinking they’ll go home with everything they came with. (sorry for the pun). And what happened to that sense of humour you mentioned - eh.
We're on your side. relax and enjoy your kid, your life, and the hobby. No one expects 24/7 service - chill a bit.
Hope to see you soon – and good luck in the new location.

 

[afx]

i've got some details on this girl, pm me for details

 

[daty]

please respond to the pm's

thanks

 

[Knave]

Cat: well said - see U soon

Cat:
Soory If I missunderstood - but you sounded pissed to me.
Look forward to meeting you . . . I'll call when I get free of the project I'm on. Thanks

 

[Keldar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Relax Cat

You mean beyond your seeming inability to use the "y" and "o" keys?



Why do we need to interpret your posts? Can't you just use English like the rest of us?

Actually writing in full sentences would be nice as well!

By the way, what's this "truth eventionally" stuff that you want to come out? Some sort of stain?

ok guys, how about chillin' out for a sec. Secret_touchs' replies have been honest and said in a calm and mature manner. Plus, grammatical errors and spelling mistakes are pretty much the last things to consider when choosing a Masseuse. Well... unless you get off on spelling bees...

Keldar

 

[Trelew]

Ahhh....but Keldar I was having fun watch the fur fly on this one.

 

[Jenn_angel]

Ahhh....but Keldar I was having fun watch the fur fly on this one.

So was I... Meow... LOL

 

[daty]

AFX

in this thread AFX stated that he had more detail...i pm'd he said he had a photo that he would e-mail but i got no details

can anyone share more?

 

[centreofmass]

Actually, i went to see this woman. She's in her thirties, not terribly overweight, but has a barrel shape. In short, her physical features are , unfortunately, not very appealing. Also, her facial features are not delicate and not attractive. I hate to describe anyone in this light because I believe that each of us is placed on this earth with a predetermined physical appearance that we have little or no control over.
Anyway, on with the review... Sorry for getting a bit philosophical. She conducts her business in the basement of her parents house, but it's private. I paid $25 for a 1/2hr massage, but we got talking and she lost track of time. She kept playing with Mr. Happy, alternating between hand and m...h for over 1/2hr. for a total session of well over an hour. She's definetely not a clock watcher, and obviously, not a business woman. The finish was a b..jtc. Enjoyed the experience, but will not repeat because I prefer a more attractive
mpa.

 

[icewater]

I saw this woman too... and I agree with what centreofmass said....

 

[sampler]

I saw her yesterday, she is very open-minded. Seems to really enjoy herself and mileage is high.

 

[daty]

copied from other secret_touch thread......

daty – re see the MPA for your self
I did see the MPA, some time ago, ie She is in a basement beside a school ground. Her massage table is a bit wider than most and a computer takes up one end of the room, to the right of the doorway. She is a very nice women, gave a great massage and I didn’t review her because I told her I would not.
Have you seen Kat, daty?

I agree with EVERYTHING that you say here and with most of what Centreofmass says in the other thread

the only thing i can add is that while technique was VERY enjoyable ... the phone and computer were BIG distractions