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[Vanessa Valentine]

Hello ladies,

I'm returing to Toronto at the end of the month and I'm looking for a potential roommate. I'd like to rent an upscale condo in downtown or uptown Toronto. You must be:

-Responsible
-Discreet
-Classy and respectful
-Extremely clean
-Either an independent Escort or Massage Attendant

I will make an excellent roommate and I'm looking for the same. Serious inquiries only! Thank you!

Vanessa

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Hey Roomie?!?!

I have bunk beds!

LDB

I said LADIES! Lol...

V.

 

[holden]

Can I move in?

I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Boys!!! Please, stop hijacking my thread!

Lol.

V.

 

[Musketeer]

Poor Miss V!!!!!!

Hee! Hee!Hee! You guys are too funny.............poor Miss V's thread has been hijacked alright!

Miss V...........don' let them get to you! Lol!!!!!!

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Just so you all know. The Incall has been taken.

Sheik gets the top bunk, i get the bottom and Miss V rotates between us every night.

LDB

You're such a pig...

V.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

You know you love it!

LDB

Do I? Hmmm, let me think about that....
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NO!


V.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

tells sara to get her mind out of the dungeon

But the dungeon is where she hides the webcam!

...Oops. Sorry Sara...

V.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I knew it!

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Yer still too effeminate Booty....

Effeminate:

"Having qualities or characteristics more often associated with women than men. Characterized by weakness and excessive refinement. "

Not nice Sheik, not nice!!!

V.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

So...Miss Valentine....Does this mean i cant do your hair, your nails, you?

LDB

Sure you can! Just prove to me that you're good at something!

V.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Plus, I also lick a great ass (women only, you bastards).

LDB

So I've heard...

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Re: Miss Valentine

That's why he wouldn't be a good top.

Sara

</coming to you live from the dungeon, trying to connect the webcam>

But he'd do fantastic, down below!

(How's the reception down there???)

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Cougars also have a very long, thick firm tail. Do you also have one?

Sara

I did. But after I went to the bathroom it was gone.

</sorry>

 

[Musketeer]

Musketeers.......

Have sharpened blades to penetrate, Ms.V! Our mounts are ready, our blades are erect, and we only perform for the best....my beauty! And you are one of the best!

Your ever gallant Musketeer! Yours in smoke, fire and mirrors! Lol!Always at your service Ms. V! Your reputation only surpasses you!

xoxoxo!

Miss Valentine

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Re: Musketeers.......

Have sharpened blades to penetrate, Ms.V! Our mounts are ready, our blades are erect, and we only perform for the best....my beauty! And you are one of the best!
xoxoxo!

Miss Valentine

Lol. Graphic...oh my.

V.

 

[Minx]

Hmmmm check your pm's ...LOL....Minx

 

[remy red]

Hi, I have an incall in down town toronto and I`m not thier at nigths.