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LOL! Ya it sounds nice but I imagine it would be pretty painful in reality!!
For those who haven't tried these pills, neither Viagra nor Cialis cause automatic erections. You take the pill, wait 30-60 minutes, then get started with your lady friend. Taking these drugs first will increase the flow of blood to your penis, so an erection is more likely to occur. There is a 70% greater chance of success if the penis is manipulated (manually, orally). If you normally have trouble getting erect, or don't get erect at all when you or your woman tugs on Mr. Happy, you will find that with one of these drugs, an erection (and a good one too!), is more likely to develop.
The difference between the two pills is that with Viagra, you can get hard once, within 4 hours of taking the pill, then you're done. With luck, you may be able to get hard a second time within that 4 hour window. But with Cialis, the drug stays in your system for 48 hours, so you can take it on Friday night, wait until Saturday night to have sex, and it will still work. Then you can have sex again on Sunday afternoon and it will still be working. Viagra is more of a one-shot deal.
I don't have erection problems (harumph harumph, grunt, snort) but I take these pills from time to time for recreational purposes. If I'm having sex on a Tuesday night before going to sleep, let's say, I won't take a pill. But if I'm planning an all-weekend f*** fest with a girlfriend, then Cialis will ensure I'm up par ALL weekend long. It's great stuff, so don't be shy to try it.
Happy Hunting!