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Important Announcement in the Auto Industry!

WoodPeckr

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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.....


Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it after a few years.
 

fun-guy

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and yet men can't stop looking at it and can't keep their hands off.......especially when all pistons are firing, it can be a wild ride....

Personally, I like the curves and the headlights are a bit big for the body, just the way I like it.
 

Ironhead

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LMFAO!!! Good one Woody!
Not to mention an old one. Was this not already mentioned here on TERB a few years ago ?
Still funny though.
 
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OnTheWayOut

Not to mention an old one. Was this not already mentioned here on TERB a few years ago ?
Still funny though.
Possibly, but some of us only pop in the lounge and other non-hobby areas once in a while. My dick makes me stay focused in other areas.
 

alexmst

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Funny! Thanks for sharing!
 
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