Implants and tattoos: Stop the madness

[Mao Tse Tongue]

The other day I posted a review of a girl at an Asian MP.

Someone PM'ed me and asked if I would remove the review because I had pointed out the girl had rock hard implants and she didn't like that and was very sensitive about her implants.

Well, here's my advice: don't get them in the first place.

And while you're at it girls of the world: lay off on the tattoos that take up whole city blocks.

Time was, a discrete tattoo spoke of some sexy inner self, a little blinking icon of the devil within, grinning quietly.

Now, tattoos have become a sheep-like rite of passage into the world of Me-Too-ism. "Look, I too have the power to blanket my body with my favourite Tribe Called Quest lyrics."

Can there be anything less rebellious or creative than getting a tattoo? My buddy and I were talking about this the other day. When we see girls who have resisted the urge to get tattoos, we think: "Now there's an independent woman". Nothing less interesting than a sheep.

Implants? Please don't get them. I'm begging you. We men like you without them, and we lose respect for you when you get them. They're a blinking sign of insecurity. We're insecure too, but we don't cut up our body parts to solve our insecurities (hair plugs don't count).

The breast is the ultimate sign of fertility and life, and we're busy replacing it with what comes down the assembly line. God help us.

 

[Snook.fr]

Thank god at least her tits are Real...

 

[Scorpion King]

Now, tattoos have become a sheep-like rite of passage into the world of Me-Too-ism. "Look, I too have the power to blanket my body with my favourite Tribe Called Quest lyrics."

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Thanks alot.... I just woke up my kids from laughing so hard! Gotta agree with you on both points. Tats and implants have definitely lost their charm with me. Especially the piece about implants. Perhaps I've been spoiled by several past girlfriends (and one current one) with huge, natural knockers. However, even with these girls I just mentioned the good times we shared had less to do with their boobs and more to do with the chemistry we shared.

And before anyone asks, I'll take great chemistry with a woman with small boobs than mechanical sex with someone with big ones (implants or not)...

 

[glaeken]

It typical of our society that with any trend it tends to get more and more extreme over time. Especially with tatoos which used to be about expressing who you are and have now become more of a fashion statement. Well, fashions change but tatoos don't. Or at least not easily.

My pet peeve is pierced belly buttons. It used to be a novelty when it was just a diamond stud or something like that but now women are wearing stuff that looks like they have a chandelier hanging from their stomach.

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

It typical of our society that with any trend it tends to get more and more extreme over time. Especially with tatoos which used to be about expressing who you are and have now become more of a fashion statement. Well, fashions change but tatoos don't. Or at least not easily.

My pet peeve is pierced belly buttons. It used to be a novelty when it was just a diamond stud or something like that but now women are wearing stuff that looks like they have a chandelier hanging from their stomach.

I'm with you on pierced buttons. Now 45 year old MILF's have em. Office workers, people who have car mugs for their coffee. Geesus, the banality of it all.

Let me put it this way: Streetwalkers now look like regular girls and regular girls look like hookers.

I just read some report that thong sales have peaked. No shit. Now that everybody wears them, do they have any appeal left?

 

[nautilus]

Subtle is sexy. A hidden tattoo, that one only can see when intimate is sexy.
Outlandish tattoos scream; "look at me, I'm so very different!"-NOT.
My absolute pet peeve is a tattoo on a lady's breast.

 

[Jade4u]

Thank god at least her tits are Real...

That is definately too much.

 

[Eli]

For the most part I think breast implants are an unecessary vanity. Working in the SC biz I've seen many woman with perfectly fine small breasts who then disappear for a couple of weeks and then come back with these swelled up bolt ons that are far too big for their body type. Of all the boob jobs I've seen only about 15%, maybe 20% were actually well done, looked natural (memories of TAZ from Filmores...), the rest looked completely unnatural and relatively unnattractive. Of course it's a woman's body and she has the right to appear as she chooses but would woman even consider breast implants if men weren't obsessed with the the clevage of a Pam Anderson and a Jessica Simpson?

I don't mind tattoos but I say if you're going to get a tattoo at least be original and/or creative and/or let the tat work within the lines and the aesthetics of your body. Seems woman are now born with a couple of wavy lines lower back tattoo and a Chinese characters tat on the arm.

As for piercings well I do find belly button piercings very sexy (memories of Erica from Club Paradise...) though I agree some woman get a little too ornate with the jewellry (a.k.a. the chandelier). Too I never figured out what was up with the whole lip piercing thing. I mean...if anything mars a persons face it's gotta be a lip ring.

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

I must agree......Take it from me, I just had another painful and expensive laser tattoo removal treatment. When I first got it, they were rare. Now, it's totally tired, same with belly rings, hard implants, acrylic nails, extensions, thongs and shaved pussies which describes the average teenager in California, Florida, etc......There's definitely a trend in porn towards natural girls from Eastern Europe, it's the plastic Barbie backlash. I have girlfriends in the sex industry who have totally transformed themselves via medical/aesthetic technology to improve their buisness, but what happens later?

I totally understand why women do it for their business. People in general, men and women, are doing whatever it takes to get ahead.

But I have this feeling that SP's/MP's in particular overvalue implants, thinking they will boost business. I think the general appetite for Asians here on TERB and elsewhere has much to do with the fact that they generally don't go in for fake boobs, or highlights in the hair etc. The more natural they are, the more I spend myself.

There's an Asian girl at a parlour downtown that has the softest, juiciest little B cups I've ever had the pleasure of touching and nibbling, and man, I could blow thousands on this girl alone.

What's most disturbing to me is how large the tats are getting on girls.

Most of all, please never get a tattoo on your breast--it's just the ugliest thing.

 

[danmand]

..... a total and utter turn off! QUOTE]

Udder?

 

[Asterix]

Subtle is sexy. A hidden tattoo, that one only can see when intimate is sexy.
Outlandish tattoos scream; "look at me, I'm so very different!"-NOT.
My absolute pet peeve is a tattoo on a lady's breast.

Which would also pretty much require a boob job. Do any of these people think about what they will look like when these tatoos start to sag? Yuck.

 

[lomotil]

I agree with Mao Tse Tongue, as I think that natural is better. I am not a fan of breast implants, piercing, tatoos or shaved pussies. I like natural beauty and find artificial things boring. Touching and looking at naked breasts with implants for me is a definite turn off. However I realize that for flat chested women, implants can be a definite career enhancer and the women will look much better in clothes at work, unless they are SPs where their naked breasts will be seen and touched. Implants for women working in male dominated environments such as the financial districts like Bay Street would definitely improve the chances of career enhancement, sad but true.

 

[youngent]

Now, it's totally tired, ...acrylic nails, and shaved pussies...

Hey, I don't mind those !
Keep that, get rid of the rest.

I don't know about the rest of you. But personally, I like a woman with nice small, soft feminine hands with well manicured nails or whatever it is that they do to them.
I especially like it when all that there is is a white strip at the end of the nails. Thats just incredibly arousing.

And I just can't get tired of shaved pussies. Theres just no reason to hide such a sweet beautiful clam behind a bush.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I guess you wouldn't be a big fan of this, then.

- M

 

[glaeken]

I guess you wouldn't be a big fan of this, then.

There no way I'm getting Mr. Happy anywhere near that.

 

[spiff]

I guess you wouldn't be a big fan of this, then.

- M

Ingenious chastity belt perhaps???

LOL

 

[Keebler Elf]

I like big breasts - implants or natural. So do a LOT of other guys. To say otherwise is being ignorant. There's a reason so many women get boob jobs: it gets them a lot of attention. If you don't like 'em, fine. But don't go around proclaiming for all men that boob jobs are bad, b/c quite frankly that's not the case. Some men like 'em, some don't. To each his own (or her own, as the case may be). And don't judge boob jobs by ones that were poorly done. You get what you pay for. You spend top dollar and you'll get top results. Trust me.

 

[Don]

I'm not a huge breast man and my tastes go towards slim than busty but I'll admit that nothing gets my attention like a very petite and thin lady with big breasts! It is such a contrast that it is an eye opener.

 

[Alexis69]

I almost got a boob job .......all the gals say your so silly not getting them think of all the extra business youll have ......im a b cup .......i almost went thru it thinking....... why is a b that small and actually sat down with the surgeon for a consult but in the end i decided im not altering my uniquness for a dollar or for a oooooh awwwww someone elseess gratification .I too agree its more appealing but we all have something more appealing then others.If you get them because you have body issues with yourself then i guess its healthy emotionaly but studies show woman (including models ,celeberties)are still behind closed doors having after surgery complications and its hushed up fast(money settlements do a search ) do to sales its a business now not a hope for a breast cancer patient anymore If it truly makes you happy then by all means but its just sad how plastic are world is becoming .Now men are getting implants to look like they have a bodybuilding bod instead of working out the hard way .As for liposuction get to a gym first .Iwas watching a funny movie today with a gramma 85 full of tattoos it was difinately helarious her tats tell a tale on there own lol i have a couple tats yet they r inconspicuous i think tats are sexy to a degree

if men were getting penis implants as worldly fast as breast implants im sure wewould have more compassion on how unecessary these things really are

 

[Vancouver Femme Fatale]

I have to say that I got my tattoos way before every Britt'nee McWhaletail got one at Tattoos 'n' Stuff down at the mall, so I love mine and will continue to do so. I plan to get another one, but I don't want to take up any more real estate so I'll be getting two blackwork pieces lasered and replace those with a Japanese peony and water piece.

Just because you can't swing a belly chain without hitting some twit with the obligatory 'girl spot' tattoo on the small of her back doesn't mean my ink should be disrespected, by crikey! Besides, if you piss me off, I'll drag you off and get "Property of Neverland Ranch" tattooed on your ass...that'll learn ya